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So kids want to go to the beach but it’s too busy.. seriously… I bet the bakery will be busy too but lard ass will still waddle her way down there to feed her face.

Honestly.. she takes over wherever she goes.. that’s not her apartment yet there she is front and centre.. I thought I caught glimpse of a bed in the lounge? It’s not a huge apartment so probably (or pobably as dickhead would say) Why are they feeding the kids so late? We are on holiday at the...

The way she walks when she is fiwming it looks like she gets chub rub and starts to waddle… and the man in the street was not going to steal her phone.. he was wondering what the waddling fwit was doing talking to her phone and why her sunglasses were so fing big.. I can’t decide which...

That women is going to wear a path in the concrete between that apartment and the bakery… Think it was pretty rude that she was saying how much she lives hotels and all inclusive a and the “luxury” when staying at hotels.. it implies the SILs place is not up to get standards… Also using her...

Why does she have to be so greedy! Why can’t she just have a slice of cake - no, not seagull has to buy a whole fing cake 🙄 Never have an ever heard anyone describe an iced coffee as “stunnin”… hardly believe her when she says anything os fwesh anyway.. she thinks a frozen dinna of s is...

Eyes are bugging out over food as usual.. fingering everyone’s food with her claws

Really… a bakery “they also do food and other fings as well”… that the do does she mean that the bakery “also does food”… isn’t that what a fing bakery is.. oh and a “cheese pancake that’s filwed with cheese”” groundbreaking.. who would have actually thought it would be cheese!

Happy as long as she doesn’t have to do the parenting… will be out swanning about on the balcony with her bread and tomatos and cucumber with her off the sleeve s shein dresses while she checks out her new eyelashes she got from the eyebrow shop.. counting down the time until she can eat...

She treats it like the morning.. if she is up everyone should be up… I couldn’t believe why her first thought at that hour that they would be out.. they’re asleep!!

I’m on a roll… I don’t live in the UK but I am assuming that there are a good amount of flights.. why catch one that has to arriving at the apartment after 3am and disrupting everyone! I bet she saved $20 for the stupid hour flight so went with that one instead of considering anyone. Christ she...

I’m on a roll… I don’t live in the UK but I am assuming that there are a good amount of flights.. why catch one that has to arriving at the apartment after 3am and disrupting everyone! I bet she saved $20 for the stupid hour flight so went with that one instead of considering anyone. Christ she...

Everything makes sense now that everything clit slits does has a motive… in the past couple of months she has been all up the SIL ass recently and staying at her house and outstaying her welcome and at the time we didn’t know why she was extra up her ass.. then the terrible time she had at...

I call hairy tits Hairy titspervert 😂

Or her meet and greet! She is just so full of s and never follows through.. same with the tutor and swimming lessons

Or her meet and greet! She is just so full of s and never follows through.. same with the tutor and swimming lessons

I can’t with these facial expressions

1. I don’t know how many times she said she didn’t like the stuffing - heard you clit slits 2. She said she “made” everyfink except the chicken.. so by “made” she means heating up.. as far as I could tell the stuffing she hated she didn’t make, the Yorkshire puddings were frozen so she didn’t...

Oh for do sake.. we are back on the honey wosted cawwots.. change the station fanny Annie

She thinks she gets hate because of her holidays.. Mine went to Cyprus and since has been to Amsterdam and that’s not a problem! It’s her business. Mine has a job, takes leave and uses it and doesn’t have a child that she is taking out of school.. she has no self awareness and her Huns agree and...

Stupid b.. you don’t get hate for going on the holidays you get hate because you are taking your child out of school again because you are too tight to pay the fares that are more expensive in the holidays.. so what that says, again you stupid b is that you fing put money before your...