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Missing the point much!

Not the eye down there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve told ya I am done - my sides are officially split! I can take no more! N now I’ve just seen about a microphone ! Who is it on here who says Christ in a cardigan? Cos that is the apt phrase for me tonight ! Bloody love ya

My daughter is a specialist nurse and she works with some amazing people x I know how hard you guys work and joking aside I think you are all saints x I know I couldn’t do it - all this kinky stuff just hasn’t crossed her path in her role, I’m telling you from the bottom of my heart it takes a...

He’s said this before - it’s a bigger laugh than his Everton forum! 🤣 he creases at the names!

He says he wants to set up an account - he will even start n watch olga if that’s an entry criteria 🤣 he’s just been talking to his mate on the phone n told him about you lot - I swear I’ve been crying🤣 you are soooo funny! 🤣🤣

Sorry my fella said was it radio 2 cos they have all the nob heads? I can not even begin to think of Ken Bruce doing pop master from someone’s bum!! I need a bloody gin - ladies you’ve done me big time!

Oh now just no fing no way!!! You could hear it! ???? 🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱🤣🤯🤯🤯 sat here with my gob open! Not me running 🏃‍♂️to tell the bloke! WTAF !!

This must be a parallel universe cos I’m sure nobody I know would even think about it! I’m gunna look at every bloke I know differently now ! 🤣

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Where’s the video ? What do I look for? Il report it too!

Jamie would have chopped it off first ! X

Absolutely no way! Who would even think of doing something like that! SHAME ON YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE!

Well we once went for a walk as you do and fancied a bit as you do but we had been the pub n it was dark so we get down to it against a tree - all was well till a double decker bus stopped on the other side of the tree n the whole top deck got an eye full ! The absolute horror on an old ladies...

Please stop my side are actually hurting! 🤣

My fella is mortified 🤣 says don’t they have any tools like nips or even cooking tongues to grab hold. And why can’t they ask a mate or neighbour to help them out cos it’s gotta be better than having to explain to a nurse what you’ve done🤣🤣🤣🤣 brought tears to his eyes and he is still feeling...

Imagine the state of her lady garden tho!

Just asked my bloke if he has ever felt the urge - he wants your name n number cos he’s ringing the police! Said I am being corrupted! There are kinks and then there’s perverted babe - I’m good with stockings n shag up a tree every now n then - there is NOTHING going down my nob for king or...

Oh god me too - can’t even do cherry aid - even after my dad mended the hoover it stank for months! Had to fess up to my mum cos the stain on the carpet wouldn’t go even after I tried bleach - which obvs made it worse! Didn’t tell her about the hoover though till I’d left home ! 🤣

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Shut the front bloody door! 🤢