That latest haul - clearly the Dove is not working for you olga - you have black mucky legs and your feet are so rotten they have turned hooves! You need to mix it up a bit and try that elbow grease on your legs and possibly your lady garden and armpits and the loo cleaner if left over night...
Morning you lot - just in work and telling everyone about the strange objects you told me had been found in men’s bits! Everyone finds it as funny as I did!
Lurker & 5 bellies - hope you are ok this morning ? Shocking behaviour yesterday!
Did someone manage to message the innocent lady whose...
Nite nite you lot - you’ve all really cheered me up - my ribs hurt with laughing n tomorrow I’m gunna find some mad dog 2020 and relive my youth xxxx mite even get on the kitchen island with my tambourine xx
I was doing a routine to a drag artist singing some gay anthem n had to show my knickers - perfectly safe cos the were all gay 🤣 my dad had never ever been as mad - he was a big rugby player n I thought he was gunna put someone through a window - oh how we laughed! Not😱
I got a job in a gay club dancing on the bar with a tambourine! My dad thought I was tucked up in bed till someone told him n he came in the bar to rake me home! I was 15 but I’d told them I was 19. Had to wear a little gym skirt n socks - I looked so cute and was very good at it ! . I swear I...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ooh I hope the lady turns out to be a champion bare knuckle fighting shot putter n she goes off to find the scumbags or even a top barrister that will sue the pants off them !
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