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She would NEVER admit that now would she! X

Well no actually she hasn’t been fine according to this mornings performance- it’s bad every morning but because she’s such a brave Lil soldier she manages to mask it to do her morning packed lunch vids - she is sooooo brave and strong you know and absolutely must turn up for her Huns who’s kids...

Oh my god poor little pooch! I’ve never even heard of that! What actually happens? Is she ok now? Bless her fluff 😢

She did a week of anxiety and pain and woe right before she started flogging the miraculous period belt ( available on my showcase 🤬) last time - so of course there’s another freekin wonder product set to drop! Bet ya this will be some sort of herbal thing that has done wonders for her hormonal...

Just when did all these fing stupid mannerisms and facial expressions start? She didn’t used to do it. It really is like she’s been watching some online drama classes or she’s copying someone she’s seen! She obviously thinks she looks cool or something! I literally could throw her into the...

Please go for your life Hun 🤣

They are bonkers with water aren’t they 🤣🤣🤣she will even sit in the bath waiting for someone to run it. I’m always scared she will drown cos she has no fear! My son in law is a police officer and his best friend is a police dog handler so Alf goes for training sessions with the police dogs -...

My daughter has one of Betsies brothers - I love them being together - they are without a doubt the most beautiful funny, loving, breed. She goes to work with my husband some days - he runs a construction company and she is ruined by all the lads🤣 and if you ask her to fetch a screwdriver out...

Thought that period belt thing she was flogging was the miracle of miracles - best thing ever?

She just can’t get her head round 90% of people watch her cos ….. (a) they can’t stand her - like when someone has something stinky on their hand and say- you smell it - even though you know it’s gunna knock you sick you have to have a sniff! ( b) they are waiting fingers crossed that...

That kitchen - I just couldn’t! I know we are all different but good god! Who would want anyone knowing - in fact broadcasting the fact that you let your house even get in that state! And then post an after cleaning shot with mucky glass cabinets, a drainer full of pots and mucky cloths hanging...

My husband actually goes round with the crap and gives her back or ties a carrier bag to her door handle 🤣 she reported him to the environmental health and the police! honestly she a fruit loop and the scary thing about it is she’s just started working as a dinner lady in a school! She came...

The rage in me when she pulls that stupid face is off the rage scale! It’s a pretty new thing too - why the hell would she do this! Makes me to ninja kick her to Blackpool!

Awww how sweet - mines called Betsie and she’s the first girl I’ve had - always had cocker spaniels - bonkers but the most amazing dogs. My nasty spaniel comes to tell me cats are in the garden but won’t bark because the witch next door blasted her with a hose pipe when she chased her cats off...

Oh god do not start me on this! I love animals but my neighbour is vile and thinks she’s Dr do little - very much like Olga in fact! Her bloody cats have ruined my very expensive sofa set and they crap in my garden constantly. She has loads of them. They even come in my house when they can sneak...

I don’t even believe that pink jump suit is a 12! She always does that cross leg thing and pouts her chubby trotters cos she’s heard it makes you look slimmer - well sorry love - news flash it doesn’t! You can actually see the weight on her legs now - it tends to show round the knees. Her Fanny...

Nah - she will be packing her parents off in homes ( daddy probs sill has shares in one somewhere) and H will be in foster care or rehab!

Imagine- she thinks oooh this could be good PR - whacks him over the head with a cucumber and he wakes up being smothered by cats and sitting in cat piss with aimless leering over him - all I want you to do is say into my phone how you would have died without my help in M&S - tell them what an...

An act of kindness brings its own rewards - a kind person won’t ever go broadcasting their kindness - it’s just there- second nature to nice people! Like bollox did he ask you for a hug! And even if your absolute lie had happened …. Your first thought…. Run to the car, pretend to cry and make a...

As if the kid has said this is exactly what she wanted!!!!!!!!!! And if she did say this is exactly what she wanted why hell would you give it to her! Why not try …… NO…….. you can have X Y or Z but other than that it’s s with sugar on or do all! The bloody cats seem to eat better than...