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There won’t be babe - she’s got stuff to do don’t ya know! She’s off looking for a flamenco frock because now she thinks manuel is her real daddy she’s doing a cash in hand job in a Spanish lap dancing bar on the prom. She’s heard The maraca player is called Davido so she’s also looking for...

When she does that one leg thing …… the rage in me is real!! So - looks like mr Burns - the love of her life stayed with Bendy again? To be fair though she will need a good few hours to slap all those layers of se on her mush! It’s a bleeding holiday you dozy slapper! She’s soooo embarrassing...

I’m howling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So the woman in the shop asks what currency and she assumes it’s cos she looks local? 🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m throwing manuel from Faulty Towers hat in the paternity lottery at point🤣si?

This name 🤣🤣🤣🤣 why the hell cant olga recognise that her kid needs some help? She clearly has delays of some kind and hiding it will make the kid feel ashamed and isolated! Its all about Aimee’s image and it’s so sad for the kid. The bullies at secondary school will eat her alive !

It’s really creepy! I’m telling you that mother daughter relationship is very very odd! X

I’m sorry but a nine year old on a city break? She needs water parks, camel rides, beaches, and kids discos? A zoo ? Who is Wendy trying to kid here that Harold prefers culture and museums? My grandkids wouldn’t turn their nose up at visiting a museum but they would rather be at the bloody pool...

I’m sorry but a nine year old on a city break? She needs water parks, camel rides, beaches, and kids discos? A zoo ? Who is Wendy trying to kid here that Harold prefers culture and museums? My grandkids wouldn’t turn their nose up at visiting a museum but they would rather be at the bloody pool...

That lot couldn’t walk into a church ! It would be like that scene in Omen with the devil kid! They’d all bloody fry going near holy water! The church roof would fly off! 😱

I’m very close to my 2 grown girls and I adore my grandkids. We go on holidays as a family and days out individually or the girls will book days off and go off to a spa or shopping on their own while we have the kids. I love my relationship with them and I’m very proud of the relationship they...

I’ve got a feeling this is a freebie holiday and it will be something to do with suitcases or something ? 🤫

Love your musings 🤣don’t hold back girl - bad for the soul! That’s the best description of bendy Wendy yet! Straight to the point! 👏

Mummy is my comfort blanket? At nearly 40? God Bendy you did a fabulous Job with this one - must be so proud! Poor Charlie - having to watch this and knowing you don’t even have enough respect for her to not rub her nose in it on a public platform! Anxiety! When you travel with kids it’s all...

Conversation with my husband who has also been stuck on his phone on some football thing Him - what you keep laughing at babe ? Me -this site I’m on - it’s so funny Him - I’m having a convo bout Everton ( me laughing again) Him - lets see Me - show me yours n il show you mine? (Swap phones)...

I did reply Hun but for some reason it went elsewhere😱I got it off eBay years ago but I’ve the larger ones in dunhelm - I think if you look on line for continental satin pillow cases you’d find one x

Girrrrl that is sick! Pick n squeeze his back😱😱😱😱😱I’m literally laughing out loud at that - my blokes just asked why and I said it’s something noseyneighbour said and he reply’s what you texting loony Laura for ( our nosey neighbours) I’m howling ! I’m done babe - I know I’m crackers but picking...

Never thought of an extension cable tho that’s a good one! I’ve usually got half a dozen adapters ! - I’ve got a small one that’s got a usb on that would be perfect - thanks for that

I ordered it from eBay years ago I only use it for holidays it’s been everywhere with me - my mum was a model back in the day and swore it stopped wrinkles and static in your hair so we had them from being kids and it stuck - my sister still does it too! I always take a small bottle of baby...

Ooooh noooooo - think of the poor officer having to do the crevice search - nobody gets paid enough for that ! One little slip and they would fall in her fat vag never to be heard of again - unless they were just knocked out by the Bovril crusty crotch stench! 😱😱😱😱🤮🤢