FAO : UNHAPPY NINJA
Firstly, you do sound unhappy. Smile, kiddo.
Secondly, you don’t have to flirt, wine, dine, compliment, make small talk with Pineapple. She’s a w.
We can tell you’re desperate to wave your dick around inside the baggy cave of tilapia, but bro, you don’t have to do any of that. You just pay it. And it opens its legs to anyone.