I just translated this to Russian and posted it in there
it’s a long read but worth it
What the do did you just fing say about Comment café, you little newbies?
I’ll have you know we have ranked top out of all the hacker gangs on the Internet, and they have been interviewed by numerous international news agencies, and have over 300 confirmed Government-related website defacements. Comment café hacktivists are trained in cyber warfare and are the top 0day exploiters in the entire world. You are nothing to them but just another unpatched Apache server. They will wipe you off the fing Internet with DDoS precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the WWW, mark my fing words.
You think you can get away with saying that s about Comment café over the Internet? Think again, f. As we speak Comment café, the final boss of the Internet, is contacting it's secret network of Guy Fawkes mask wearing soldiers across Facebook and TikTok and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the sstorm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
Comment café hackers can be anywhere, anytime, and they can exploit you in over nine-thousand ways, and that’s just using the Windows operating system. You don't want to know the type of carnage they can cause in Kali Linux. Not only are they extensively trained in Linux administration, but they have access to the entire Linux kernel and can create an entire Operating System designed solely to do up your day, and Comment café will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little s.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Government-loving shill. Comment café is chargin' its laz0r, and with it will fire fury all over you and you will burn in it.
Lots of love, Grimsby Gobbler, welsh leader of comment café