We’ll have all the ying and yangsI have big ones we will be like ying & yang
Delusive angie @delusive_angie10
- Thread starter Birdie
- Start date
- Status
Side ache is no defence in a court. Nice try, off to pokey you go.My sides officially hurt
It’s so embarrassing, I was listening and I couldn’t help but laugh when he asked the incriminating name and she said “Mummy Belton” ffs
Pure secondhand embarrassmentIt’s so embarrassing, I was listening and I couldn’t help but laugh when he asked the incriminating name and she said “Mummy Belton” ffs
Yes I like to think I’m middle class with my oat milk coffee so I’ll be fuming. ( I saw someone mention they were drinking oat milk here I don’t actually care that much)
Maybe I could pretend I’m disabled of the gut though
what a phrase
I just hope MB is ok. Poor woman has done nothing to deserve all this.
I’m the one drinking my oat milk coffeeYes I like to think I’m middle class with my oat milk coffee so I’ll be fuming. ( I saw someone mention they were drinking oat milk here I don’t actually care that much)
Maybe I could pretend I’m disabled of the gut though
️ just enjoying it while I still have my freedom 
I do not want whoever the do that is to be my bunk mate 
Dat you Angie?I do not want whoever the do that is to be my bunk mate
It's definitely not meI do not want whoever the do that is to be my bunk mate
Not share with her, she don't washDat you Angie?
I miss Judas. She should be here with her insanely witty clapbacks and beautiful turn of phrase 
This must be the first day because I doubt our hair is going to look this awesome on day 2
Me too, she is a good person at heart
Right, I'm offski to go and pack. I do have room to fit some of you in my case if you're needing somewhere to hide from the plod. 
Well it ain’t me so I’d like to apply for the position if still open?!I do not want whoever the do that is to be my bunk mate
Ok so when we are inside maybe we should work together to smuggle it in? That would be one of my preferred contraband items. Anyone else intend on smuggling contraband into CC prison?I’m the one drinking my oat milk coffee
This is unfair, firecracker is tiny and will fit in a suitcase, I'm 5ft6Right, I'm offski to go and pack. I do have room to fit some of you in my case if you're needing somewhere to hide from the plod.
- Status