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R to @PPathole: Pointless, as there is currently no overlap between Russian and Ukrainian demands – it’s not even close

 

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R to @teslaownersSV: Yes, back to regularly scheduled programming

 

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R to @SamHarrisOrg: Sam, there is a such a thing as meditating too much

 

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R to @JoshuaPGallaway: Not subtle

 

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R to @elonmusk: The next question one is typically asked is “Have you tried ayahuasca?”

Ayahuasca Shaman Dreading Another Week Of Guiding Tech CEOs To Spiritual Oneness

IQUITOS, PERU—Saying he was trying not to think about how awful the next few days would be, master ayahuasca shaman Piero Salazar expressed his sense of dread Tuesday as he confirmed his week would once again be spent guiding American tech CEOs to spiritual oneness.

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Maybe one day we can finally achieve

 

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R to @ianbremmer: Nobody should trust Bremmer

 

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The finest fragrance on Earth!

Burnt Hair — The Boring Company

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R to @elonmusk: And you can pay with Doge!

 

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With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?

 

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R to @elonmusk: An omnigender product

 

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Over 5000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!

 

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R to @Kristennetten:

 

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RT by @elonmusk: View from the droneship of Falcon 9’s launch and landing

 

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10,000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!

 

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R to @elonmusk: Can’t wait for media stories tomorrow about $1M of Burnt Hair sold

 

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R to @elonmusk: BE the change you want in the world!

 

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R to @elonmusk: Doesn’t get more lit than this!