Lou @Lifewithloux

[Lous wonky beak]

She's keeping details of her scrap book on the down low.
What in case we steal your ideas?! Oh piss off Lou. We couldn't give a flying do about your scrap book. What's she gonna stick in it? Some rizzlas, some old Dock ends and a copy of her CSI statement she made to the plod from her burfglury.

 

[LousUnpackedBoxes]

Who the do would risk breaking and entering to nick a kettle

Lou would

 

[LousUnpackedBoxes]

She's keeping details of her scrap book on the down low.
What in case we steal your ideas?! Oh piss off Lou. We couldn't give a flying do about your scrap book. What's she gonna stick in it? Some rizzlas, some old Dock ends and a copy of her CSI statement she made to the plod from her burfglury.

Spat my drink out

 

[Murgled]

I wish I could afford taxis to chaffeur me everywhere

 

[Bag handle bracelet]

Asking for a friend about how to use an air fryer...
The one on her birthday list has disappeared........

 

[LousUnpackedBoxes]

Absolutely dead

Who the f*ck is gonna ask Lou for advice.
“Please will you ask your 11K followers how to use my air fryer. I’ve got no-one else to ask. You’ll know what to do”

What’s she’s really saying is bank of Carole has bought her one and it’s been that long since she’s cooked something she can’t remember how it does make you wonder how she ever fed her 2 kids when she was home alone everyday

 

[Lou’s Bong-alow]

Hey Lou tell your ‘friend’ to look on Instagram there are loads of ideas and recipies. Thank me later x

 

[LousNewKettle]

‘To be able to see in the dark’

 

[Illiterate Lou]

Tell your 'friend' or you to Google. Lazy bag.

And do something about those ugly slugs for eyebrows. Massive eyebrows are dated now

 

[Call me Karen]

So her number 1 most wanted item is a journal. I notice she also commented on the red bull saying saying she considered this for the number 1 spot. Just shows her mentality. She has do all of any worth to create a home and a planner and red bull are her priorities. She has a vacuum on there but the pla ner takes first place. Her and her frazzled fringe have zero chance of ever having anything even remotely like a normal life. If I was living in a dump like that and had nothing to my name but some cheap tat off temu, my kids taken off me and a stupid fing fringe the last thing on my mind would be 'I wurly want a journal for ma birfday' with some highlighters and stickers.

 

[DavesDeals]

Asking for a friend about how to use an air fryer...
The one on her birthday list has disappeared........

I had her on mute and honestly read it as hair fryer and instantly thought, that's your forte isn't it.

 

[Oreo]

How come she's hardly on insta these days? Since Steeeee has had his house she's gone worse. Also if she had £0 Universal Credit how did she buy a kettle,mug,Costa sachets and a taxi ride?

 

[Oreo]

Also, her house is absolutely stinking dirty. Surely she would be having inspections? Won't she have to prove she can keep a house clean and tidy?

 

[Polly]

Also, her house is absolutely stinking dirty. Surely she would be having inspections? Won't she have to prove she can keep a house clean and tidy?

She used to have inspections didn't she. I remember her crying about having to sweep the floor with nothing. Wonder if it was a begging ploy?

 

[Pearl clutcher]

‘To be able to see in the dark’

To hit the burglier on the head
To flavour va chips in va air fryer
To sweep va carpet
To scrub off va fake tan
Wonder if the sticker is still on the mug. Also wonder if she'll go out in the sun this weekend, it'll finish off her melted barbie doll hair.

 

[Polly]

Her speech is terrible, "need sum sug-ges-ti-onsss on...on..how long va chips in da...cook in da aiiiiir fry-ya"

Also, what sort of idiot can't cook chips in a fing air fryer without knowing how long to put them in for? LOU, that's who. Family friend, don't make me laugh. She hasn't got any friends.

 

[♡Aww Fankoo Cawol♡]

Asking for a friend about how to use an air fryer...
The one on her birthday list has disappeared........

Ugh, that'll be her burfday tweat fwom Cawol.

It's obvious it's HER airfryer. She doesn't have any fweinds

It's just an engagement tactic because the majority of people don't interact with her any more.

 

[♡Aww Fankoo Cawol♡]

Don't judge me - back off....

But, after all Ste's hype about these bad boys, as a sweetie fan I just had to try them.

Verdict : a less than mediocre sweet. Not a patch on moam pinballs, chocolate eclairs, lemon sherbets or fruit pastilles. Ste has no taste. Well, look at his girlfriend

No wonder he loves these sweets. Less than mediocre sweets for a less than mediocre person

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

Don't judge me - back off....

But, after all Ste's hype about these bad boys, as a sweetie fan I just had to try them.

Verdict : a less than mediocre sweet. Not a patch on moam pinballs, chocolate eclairs, lemon sherbets or fruit pastilles. Ste has no taste. Well, look at his girlfriend

No wonder he loves these sweets. Less than mediocre sweets for a less than mediocre person

No judgement here. I love a chewit howeve, you went wrong with the flavour…the only acceptable chewits flavour is ice cream.

 

[Pearl clutcher]

Got plans for today, involving screaming kids, those water pump gun things (rip my water bill) and frozen water melon slices. I wonder what her kids will be doing, similar with James I suppose. I don't know how on earth she slugs back all her methadone/codeine/crack and self pity knowing that her kids lives are no longer anything to do with her, at their ages they'll forget her apart from vague, probably bad memories. Urgh.