8. Lost under her mountains of temu tatShall we start taking bets as to why she was absent on her birthday ladies
1, she has had the new baby Jesus that she didn't know she was having as she has never had sex
2, she got beat up by 16 dwarfs with baseball bats bigger then them
3, Steven took her on her surprise trip to a new crack den where they spent 24 hours says they were in recovery
4, they have been arrested for wasting police time and found out there wasn't a burglary at all she just looks like a tramp
5, she got kidnapped but the bloke in the shop that fancies her
6. Someone brought her a cleaner to actually clean her mess up
7, she has lost ste and shouting his name through the streets again trying to find him as he hasn't gave her the right type of rock for her birthday
Any more ideas
9. In the museum having a poo
10. Writing her beg list for Christmas
11. Shopping trip in town being spoilt by her ‘baby daddy’
12. In a choc choc coma
13. Sueing the NHS for neglect and wanting her compo for the money SHE has paid into the system