Lou @Lifewithloux

[OnlouFans]

Thinking practically here, he could chuck a plate of pasta straight onto her bed, do her up the bum while she's got her head in it like a pig. Time and motion. Give her more time to tidy up and organise. Hahahaha feel ill.

What a terrible day to be literate.

 

[Polly]

Just returned from my therapy session after Ste announced he broke Lou after a shag sesh. I'm not OK.

I'm not up to date here. Please don't tell me they've been shagging?! That's ruined my week.

 

[Birdie]

Brace yourselves…. Argument incoming when Lou finds out Ste just announced about the time he slipped out her fanny and into her ass by accident. She couldn’t walk for 10 days apparently.

Most women can’t take a cock from a slip out without a bit of an aim and push from the chap.

If it’s just sliding in with no resistance, she’s obviously got a loose bum hole.
Case closed

 

[KK the walking STI]

I'm not up to date here. Please don't tell me they've been shagging?! That's ruined my week.

No Ste can't get it up these days

 

[Birdie]

I bet its like a smeggy noodle

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

Happy birthday it’s mine today too would be great eh lol

Ooooo we're bday triplets today then, happy bday to u too. Let's hope for a show down tonight while we're shovelling cake in our gobs

 

[The Bank Of Carol 💰]

Rumours has it she bashed her eye on old Doris who died 1881 RIP

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

I bet its like a smeggy noodle

Oh now…I let of gross s just sail past me in this thread but ‘smeggy’ has just turned my stomach

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

I'm not up to date here. Please don't tell me they've been shagging?! That's ruined my week.

Oh no, rumours have been confirmed by Lou today that she took it up the chutney river in a graveyard

 

[Kittengate]

Her mother set up a gofund telling people she had kidney cancer and wanted to buy art stuff when she got pulled about the cancer she blocked everyone and came our and said the hospital got it wrong!!

Malacoplakia of the kidney is diagnosed as renal cell carcinoma until biopsy results come back

 

[Pearl clutcher]

What a terrible day to be literate.

Y r vey doin vis 2 me

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

Malacoplakia of the kidney is diagnosed as renal cell carcinoma until biopsy results come back

Marie…are you not embarrassed to be reading about your daughter taking it up the poo chute over a grave stone…

 

[Ohdoris]

Rumours has it she bashed her eye on old Doris who died 1881 RIP

Can I just clarify, she’s been nowhere near me !!

 

[Kittengate]

Marie…are you not embarrassed to be reading about your daughter taking it up the poo chute over a grave stone…

Mortified

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

Mortified

Next question…what are you views on all the begging she does?

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

Actually I’m changing my question…what brought you to comment cafe?

 

[Kittengate]

I don't like it at all. I'm embarrassed for her

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

I've set a cracking example for Lou today. My bday and I've asked for new toaster and kettle (they died within 2 days of each other, I rarely eat toast but the kettle is my best friend) some fancy coffee as a treat and it saves me buying some and some money off my mom which will be spent on my daughter's bday in 2 weeks so saves my money for bills. Hubby is treating me to a takeaway (which will stretch the food shopping). Not a fing planner or headband in sight it's called adulting!

 

[Kittengate]

Actually I’m changing my question…what brought you to comment cafe?

Accidentally when I googled life with Lou.

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

Marie…are you not embarrassed to be reading about your daughter taking it up the poo chute over a grave stone…

Hold on have I missed something? Is this Lou's mom?