Lou @Lifewithloux

[It’s all the drama Mick]

See I don’t think he would’ve been happy it was just for a bag of weed. He says he’s only been clean for 4.5(ish) months so back in March he probably would’ve been fine with it as long as they were gonna get something stronger than that.

Yeah maybe, I just don’t see any real love between them. I think it’s just a relationship of convenience.

 

[It’s all the drama Mick]

I reckon she wants the physical marks that come with it. Goad him into doing it for real, making a polite request for him to do it - if she got the associated bruises she'd be able to milk a lot of money, resources and support from it. I'd even say Carol would be offering more than moral support if she saw that Lou had been beaten up.

Yep I agree

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

She's watching miss reds live

 

[Graveyard Anal]

Is Lou not doing stories/Lives so she can beg a new phone because hers is cracked? Even though we see and hear her grunting/slurring/mumbling perfectly fine.

 

[scummy crumby bedsheets]

She once blurted out "God loves a trier" in the early days of Carol's gifting. So I reckon that it started out that way. I honestly thought it would fizz out and Carol would have moved on once she realised that Lou wasn't ever going to pick up a Bible

The only time that girl would pick up a bible is to rack a line on or use as a weapon 🫠

 

[Lou’s Gaping Anus]

Back door graveyard bumming, back alley dick sucking for a bag of weed, I feel a bit ill slutz…. I can just about cope with her snorting and breathing on lives, let alone imagining the sounds of someone terminally unable to breathe through their nose giving a blowie. I think I need Jesus for this one.

How did she get onto her knees for the dick sucking part? “Dr my knees are vat bad I struggled getting up after sucking dick for weed”

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

Lou I know you have an account on here you need to tell everyone that every time ste goes to yours it's because you smoke weed on those evenings. It's not your methadone he stays because your both stoned and you go to the shops for munch because you have the munchies. do it I don't care lou you'll know who I am after this. In march you went into an alley with M and he fingered you and you give him a bj for a bag of weed. You wore a pink top and you had cum on the neck part. M is my friend's brother. You are disgusting and you need to stop telling lies all the time. You are on drugs, ste sleeps there for you to do bongs together. Take that ladies offer up, get and do a full drug test on a live scum bag

Can I just say …you missed the chance to serve this tea as a birthday present for the 3 people celebrating one yesterday

 

[AvGotBadPsychosis]

Come on ste lightyear. Spill some more!!

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

Can I just say …you missed the chance to serve this tea as a birthday present for the 3 people celebrating one yesterday

Its ok! If Lou can have a birthday month we at least deserve a couple of days

 

[Lous windowsill Vibrator]

How did she get onto her knees for the dick sucking part? “Dr my knees are vat bad I struggled getting up after sucking dick for weed”

I wonder if she hurt her ankle slipping on a wet grave.

 

[Birdie]

I’m surprised anyone could locate her vag under that apron

 

[The Sheriff of Beggingham]

I’m surprised anyone could locate her vag under that apron

They'd have to sniff it out

 

[A Doyle Graveyard Monitor]

She's watching miss reds live

I can't get over your name

 

[Lou’s Tyne Tunnel]

Guyyyyyz I am like 5 pages behind but I’m finally flying back to sunny Newcastle after 2 months so pls ensure plenty of receipts and evidence as I’ll not be able to catch up for over 24 hours

 

[KK the walking STI]

Jesus christ what a way to start a Friday morning!!! Waiting for the Lou's Cum Stained Top name

Im annoyed all these great names coming out and i cnt change mine till 20th

 

[KK the walking STI]

Yeah maybe, I just don’t see any real love between them. I think it’s just a relationship of convenience.

It is now he can't get it up

 

[Nosynelly]

Can anyone remember when things were coming to a head (ahem) with James and she went out on her own to a pub and got bladdered, was talking to loads of lads and filmed it all?

I remember this too! Haha. It was so embarrassing

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

I can't get over your name

I think it's my favourite so far

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

I’m surprised anyone could locate her vag under that apron

He must've rolled her in talc and asked her to fart to give him a clue

 

[LousMobesityScooter]

Im annoyed all these great names coming out and i cnt change mine till 20th

Well todays my lucky day cos it was name change day