That was like some kind of trainspotting esq monologue with a vav twist!
Choose life
Choose a corner suite
Choose a pizza crunch n your leg over in a box room while his maw makes yi turkey dinasors Doon the stairs
Choose black n white videos saying life's just not fair
Choose Botox that makes your eyebrows look so f..ckin weird
Choose to chase every wee guy with a with a stupid wee beard
Choose to cheers to the
Choose a divorce over tinder n noo ur on it tae
Then choose tae slate him over tock tock when he still cuts your hair
Choose lycra leggings that yi kin stretch tae the moon
Choose to kid that ur liked by the girls in yir toon
Choose to b a C..U..N..T
N play mummy of the year
Make black n white videos like your living in fear
Choose a white board n write up yir plans
Choose to shag the best mates man
That was like some kind of trainspotting esq monologue with a vav twist!