Nearing 40 and creaming herself over troll pjs..
Fancied a city break - same s, different country. Shopping, coffee and bars because that’s what every 9 year old wants to do
Half term starts on 21st may -3rd of June so not hard to find out the date.
FFS I am going to Barcelona for a 10 day holiday and leave on the 24th May and I don’t know if I should be laughing or crying right now
Hubby booked it last year for my 40th birthday in a few weeks as we love Barcelona. He did it deliberately because he knows I cringe at the thought of having a surprise birthday party so 10 days is long enough for it to be too late to have one. Hotel is 20 mins taxi ride from airport and I guarantee I will smell her and gash flash slut Gigi before I see them
Beach holiday and swimming in the sea is how most of it will be spent and the odd sightseeing with a bit of shopping the last few days and that’s only if see something I like. I don’t just shop to fill a void or buy tat unlike Catpiss who has nothing else to do in her sad, lonely old hag life.
Just looking forward to spending quality time with hubby and as much as I love my dogs (they are my world) I need a break away from them.
Unlike Catpiss who doesn’t care about her pets and neglects them by leaving them home alone, I have my son who has taken 10 days holiday leave to look after them as he stills lives at home and in his 20yrs.
I can’t even tell my hubby the possibility we could smell her because he will want to cancel the holiday
He calls her the rejected Temu Cindy as she was the cheap s version of Barbie
Please help me manifest that he doesn’t spot her in the airport and I’m not going to confirm here until the day we are flying where I’m flying out off. Tbh it’s only Liverpool or Manchester as the closest airports to me and catpiss
CATPISS my holiday to Barcelona was booked in Dec 2023 before you twist this to fit your own
narrative as is my trip to NYC in December with my mum.