Oh do one only you have made this holiday look and feel like the stiest holiday ever.
Harper played in ok keep telling yourself that cos no one believes you at all.
How you can lay in your pit wallowing like some giant orange hippo is beyond me especially with your daughter with you …you know that child you managed to birth how I have no clue cos u have sod all energy for anything .
All you have done is stuff your fat gullet with pastries etc managed a couple of times to get into the pool for a pic your laziness astounds me and everyone else.
As for constantly going to the shop ffs your in an all inclusive what snacks could you possibly want overnight mind you we all know your going for your bottle of vodka eh aims
so your not shaking due to withdrawals in a morning.
Why are you buying a boy of Ralph’s age a teddy he’s growing up not a baby unlike your child who you infantilise at every turn.
You are exhausting to watch as it’s the same droning on and on stupid laughing at everything and generally being a sad middle aged woman who is alone cos no one can stand to be with you long term.
So back home soon back to your m&s takeaways and dud,back to your child being glued to a screen but best of all for you back to mummy and daddy so you can tell them what a brave little soldier you have been doing something that millions do every single year cos they are grown ups ……in other words lady do the hell off
and grow up.