waited in all day for my beautiful new wig to arrive, for the delivery man not to give it to me because I didn’t have the code…what bloody code. I begged at the door for my wig even telling him “open it it’s a wig” resulting in me taking my old scruffy wig off to show how desperate and in need I am
(he left with my wig and looked scared) when did you need a code 
Ask her how I fix a fern it's crispy and going yellow, before I chuck it into the garden and leave itSo, took my mate to B&M with me. Turns out not only does she try to fix men, she also fixes dying plants too!
Bargain. 15 quid down to a quid each!
I don't know how anyone watches that t! "Can we get the taps up before we start, get your heart me's and team bracelets in guys, im not starting until im number 1 on the popular guys" proper beggy, miserable prick, just get on with it or go finger a horse again!
Strange him or red are not mentioning the tam situation
Ask if she can get a cartoon leopard with big tiddies off of a criminal chargeAsk her how I fix a fern it's crispy and going yellow, before I chuck it into the garden and leave it
We couldn't possibly call out a clique member
I'm not going to jail for calling someone fat, Tam needs to behave
Iv not even broke the law
We know you you've done nothing wrong , the fact she probably went to the station and said `there's a leopard on the internet calling me names` makes me crack upI'm not going to jail for calling someone fat, Tam needs to behave
Erratic watering, ferns like to be moist (but not wet) and needs better light (but not direct sunshine) stick ya finger in the pot, is it damp or dry? Bathrooms and kitchens are best for ferns...and yes I'm a bit of a plant NerdAsk her how I fix a fern it's crispy and going yellow, before I chuck it into the garden and leave it
It's not surviving in any of those roomsErratic watering, ferns like to be moist (but not wet) and needs better light (but not direct sunshine) stick ya finger in the pot, is it damp or dry? Bathrooms and kitchens are best for ferns...and yes I'm a bit of a plant Nerd
I'm a plant nerd as well but this is my first fern it was in a mystery bundle and it's just been s for weeks. I don't think my bathroom or my kitchen get humid enough
It's not surviving in any of those rooms
So at this stage, none of us want him?Thanks but I’m gonna have to respectfully decline….. I already binned him off the moment he started being a dick and standing by EQ over the disability slurs and stuff! Turns out he’s just EQs rent boy, it’s given me the major ick!
I’m sure we will find another sexy man to harrass
I think depends on the price… is it human hair?Am BEYOND pissed
Ask her how I fix a fern it's crispy and going yellow, before I chuck it into the garden and leave it
I can’t deal with that shop, it’s like a jumble sale and I can never find do all
Yea it is, so your probably correct didn’t think of thatI think depends on the price… is it human hair?
