Bun Tony for being Irish and saying it's coming home 
Delusive angie @delusive_angie10
This is the best reply I have ever received, I love you, Illyana
radices valent, mala reprimunt, folia sanantur, arbor reviviscit. sursum est quod est inferius, inferius nascitur quod est supra
I laid on a big sheet that reminded me of the texture of a nappy , not a physical nappy
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Like a puppy padI laid on a big sheet that reminded me of the texture of a nappy , not a physical nappy
EDL party is back on
just like last time: let's plan a party that relies on good public relations... in the run up to mercury going retrograde.EDL party is back on
when's the party?
*the last time was april, red's breakdown/cocker/pearl/alex etc etc
Thanks for all the bum advice 
doctor phoned and has updated my meds (Psychiatrist says yes but doctors always give me a review, do off ya not stopping my diazepam 
) got to make a face to face appointment for my problem. She said I need to be checked over and then a poo sample and go from there. What to rule things out before saying its anxiety related. This is messages between me and my daughter
doctor phoned and has updated my meds (Psychiatrist says yes but doctors always give me a review, do off ya not stopping my diazepam ) got to make a face to face appointment for my problem. She said I need to be checked over and then a poo sample and go from there. What to rule things out before saying its anxiety related. This is messages between me and my daughter
I have gastric issues and have a camera down my throat every 6 months, I hate it..I'd rather it was up my bum!Depends , I have crohns so I get them every 6 months, my husband has chronic ibs but has only had 1 scope. I think they do it to confirm the diagnosis. The scope isn’t that bad,you can get sedatives but I don’t bother. The laxative you need to drink the day before is the worst part
Aye I’d rather up ma bum than down y throat, god love youI have gastric issues and have a camera down my throat every 6 months, I hate it..I'd rather it was up my bum!
I’m with you on this. The camera down was absolutely horrific for me. The huge burp at the end was the only good thingI have gastric issues and have a camera down my throat every 6 months, I hate it..I'd rather it was up my bum!
I had to lay on one of those for 2 hours after after gynaecology procedure. I had to stay horizontal so it was put there in case I needed a wee and they couldn't get a cardboard bed pan to me in time.Like a puppy pad
I didn't wee myself.
I did an accidental
though 
Pisshead is live throwing little digs at Chippys fyp show
Very quiet in here and in the app today. Due my pills at 1pm so I’ll be unconcious shortly afterwards
Man has just been to fix fridge freezer, he went straight to plug behind my air fryer, it was only off wasent it, I am dying of embarrassment, I must have knocked it off when I have pushed the air fryer back 
II had to lay on one of those for 2 hours after after gynaecology procedure. I had to stay horizontal so it was put there in case I needed a wee and they couldn't get a cardboard bed pan to me in time.
I didn't wee myself.
I did an accidental
myself when I had my 3rd baby but more horrified that her dad told me to 'sshhh' when I screamed pushing her out 
I had the baby within 20 minutes on arrival to hospital with just gas and air. I am no longer with him