Anyone seen last nights jacket potato video? The absolute slab of butter followed by cheese, brisket, more cheese, sour cream and salad - no dressing, she likes it plain because she’s so helfy.
Cracks me up how she labours the point about loving veg, and how Mark never eats any. And how she stops, looks quizzical and pretends to not like things really winds me up. Listen love, you don’t get to that size by eating salad (no dressing). Maybe cut out the abundance of fatty and sugary accompaniments!? That potato was probably the calorific equivalent of most of my whole day’s allowance.