Lou @Lifewithloux

According to insta stories they are joining the gym

1. How can they afford that when they constantly claim poverty?
2. Surely Lou needs to be awake for the gym?
3. Next beg will be for gym clothes
4. Just bwahahahahahahahaha

They are joining the gym

Lousneverendingshitshow said:

THE GYM?! stop that

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I haven't stopped laughing seriously. There will defo be an ambulance called!!

Who is paying for this?
She can't walk can she?
Has she been gifted the deodorant first?
Who will run the biziniz?

Is this because someone mentioned her weight gain in the live this morning?
If only she took on board the rest of the advice she is given ….

They're off to sign up to a gym He sounds high as a kite!

Pearl clutcher said:

That's her priorities.

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She has to know what her order is

They are joining a gym, can’t wait for her to fall asleep on a treadmill

I'd love to see the fitness instructors face when they turn up

These pair of doughnuts will end up killing or seriously hurting themselves in a gym.

*Ste waddles in to the gym, arms swinging about like Billy Big bollocks. Lou shuffles in behind him*

*Ste walks to the bench press and slams 5kg on each side and lies down*

Lou - U got dis darlin jobs a goodun

*Ste struggles to lift the bar above his head so Lou who is powered by 16 red bulls and 8 bars of choc choc helps him with it*

*As he lowers the bar, he realises its not going back up*

Ste - Lou, Lou, elp me

*Lou is heavy breathing, slumped over and out cold*

Praying for the poor f that does their induction

Will they do sign up! They’ll be on in an hour saying they can’t join up TODAY because they need a form / referral / gear (of the gym variety) / money / different day / different time … blah blah fity blah

Lous tee-moo link said:

She needs her adenoids out

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She needs taken out at this point. Absolute waste of space.

Part of me hopes she films at the gym, the other part of me is already bleaching my eyeballs

On her Instagram page

Illiterate Lou said:

On her Instagram page

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He is no dad, he just knocked lou up. He is scum ,not a daddy ,not a father...that little beautiful boy is better off without either of them

That was a quick gym visit!

Illiterate Lou said:

On her Instagram page

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He's adopted now, doesn't make difference at all, ever, EVER what you do.

Guessing their gp gave them a free course of sessions at the gym.

Illiterate Lou said:

On her Instagram page

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Adoption is clearly another concept that she can’t get her head round. Alfie has new parents now, and hopefully they will see sense and restrict access to this pair of oxygen thieves. As for the gym

Can’t work due to chronic pain, was crying over her walking stick a few days ago…but has now made a miraculous recovery and is able to attend the gym stop the world, I want to get off!!