"wasting police time"
You said, on a public platform, that you were going to get your friend to kidnap your niece. Just because you've changed the story, and have flip-flopped between if you were serious or not, doesn't change that fact. You, Tam, have wasted police time by coming on and blaming everyone but yourself, by accusing anyone who was concerned as being "thick" or "trolls". If you hadn't been so aggressive, if you hadn't shut down anyone who pointed out how weird and wrong it was, then this likely would've been done with by now.
Stop blaming other people for your own stupidity.
