All I understand is "get tae do"I'm not fluent in angry Scottish.
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Oh and "this is ma hoose"
Delusive angie @delusive_angie10
Oh and "this is ma hoose"
I couldn't even talk when I lost my dogSays He’s gonna chop he dog up and put it in a curry
I was heart broken and both them are ranting
I’ll have the left arse cheek. Feel free to give it a slap@ＤＩＬＬＩＧＡＦ - middle finger on right hand.
@Birdie - little toe on left foot.
@charlies oxygen - right side of head.
@Little Marshmallow - well endowed wonky winky.
@tonys rosary beads - flangina vagina.
@Nolan 🎵 - legs.
@Awesome alligator 🐊 - b⊚⊚bies.
@tiktok_gingerbread_man - left arm.
@𝕵𝖚𝖉𝖆𝖘 🐆 - fists.
@HereForTea - achilles heel.
@The Narrative - arse hole.
@Hunbelieveable - index finger on right hand.
@Mrs Doubtfire 👵🏼 - left eye.
@Honey Badger Dont Care - right eye.
@little miss c*nty - common sense (and also underdeveloped left testicle).
@HairyPoppins - right nipple. ⊚
@Delainey_cc - left nipple. ⊚
@what was that you said - chin.
@MMM - upper lip.
@Tiktoks loose skin - appendix.
@PepperBell - snout/nose.
@Patty B -to be determined, current optionsteethor overdeveloped right testicle.
I couldn't even talk when I lost my dog
Same. This is so fed.
If he's got 6 dogs where are they? Surley this shouting will be stressing them out
This is so fed.
My dog has just been to the toilet on the kitchen floor for a change she’s an old girl now and won’t go outside if it’s cold/wet 
she may be a little s but she is our little s and we will be heart broken when she goes to doggy heaven
she’s an old girl now and won’t go outside if it’s cold/wet she may be a little s but she is our little s and we will be heart broken when she goes to doggy heaven 
It's an easy win thing. Don't get repairs in time, he takes council to court, council lose, pay his 'fees' and then prioritise the repairs. Basically, he's a letter writer for people who don't know how to advocate for themselves.
They’re in different rooms, the guys is a fing prick. The lies just roll off his tongue,he said at first they police and sspca and his dad carried the dead dog out to the van and it was dead,he said goodbye and b=moved its head. Then he said it was taken to the vet and that’s what he was planning to do
I lost my dog earlier this year, she was only 9. She had surgery for bladder stones, then got an infection in the stitches as she was allergic to them.Next minute she was gone. I hope the man suffers something painful soon!
This martin bloke he’s got 7 dogs and not sure what other animals. I’m sure he said he couldn’t walk them properly because he has copd.Has he mentioned if anybody takes them for an actual walk? I have a dog which i got before i developed health issues. Some days i can take him for a good walk and others i can’t so my sons or my partner takes him. If nobody is taking them dogs for a walk he shouldn’t have them at all.
And all that shouting on no wonder the dogs bark on. It’s sad
And all that shouting on no wonder the dogs bark on. It’s sad
I'm not fluent in angry Scottish.
Subtitles! I need subtitles!
If not taken I’ll be the nose, to sniff out the bullshit
This martin bloke he’s got 7 dogs and not sure what other animals. I’m sure he said he couldn’t walk them properly because he has copd.Has he mentioned if anybody takes them for an actual walk? I have a dog which i got before i developed health issues. Some days i can take him for a good walk and others i can’t so my sons or my partner takes him. If nobody is taking them dogs for a walk he shouldn’t have them at all.
And all that shouting on no wonder the dogs bark on. It’s sad
I agree, you have to know your limits. That’s why I don’t have my own dog anymore. My daughters dog is with me 3 days a week, she has a dog walker come take him on a long walk.
Edit to add - he’s just with me through day while everyone is at work x
@charlies oxygen - right side of head. 
@Mrs Doubtfire 👵🏼 - left eye.
@PepperBell - snout.
@Witchy_woowoo - nose.
@MMM - upper lip.
@Patty B - teeth.
@what was that you said - chin.
@Awesome alligator 🐊 - b⊚⊚bies.
@HairyPoppins - right nipple. ⊚
@Delainey_cc - left nipple. ⊚
@tiktok_gingerbread_man - left arm.
@𝕵𝖚𝖉𝖆𝖘 🐆 - fists.
@ＤＩＬＬＩＧＡＦ - middle finger on right hand.
@Hunbelieveable - index finger on right hand.
@Tiktoks loose skin - appendix.
@Little Marshmallow - well endowed wonky winky.
@tonys rosary beads - flangina vagina.
@little miss c*nty - common sense (and also underdeveloped left testicle).
@Honey Badger Dont Care - bollocks.
@freddieMercurysCat - left butt cheek.
@The Narrative - arse hole.
@Nolan 🎵 - legs.
@HereForTea - achilles heel.
@Birdie - little toe on left foot.
@Mrs Doubtfire 👵🏼 - left eye.
@PepperBell - snout.
@Witchy_woowoo - nose.
@MMM - upper lip.
@Patty B - teeth.
@what was that you said - chin.
@Awesome alligator 🐊 - b⊚⊚bies.
@HairyPoppins - right nipple. ⊚
@Delainey_cc - left nipple. ⊚
@tiktok_gingerbread_man - left arm.
@𝕵𝖚𝖉𝖆𝖘 🐆 - fists.
@ＤＩＬＬＩＧＡＦ - middle finger on right hand.
@Hunbelieveable - index finger on right hand.
@Tiktoks loose skin - appendix.
@Little Marshmallow - well endowed wonky winky.
@tonys rosary beads - flangina vagina.
@little miss c*nty - common sense (and also underdeveloped left testicle).
@Honey Badger Dont Care - bollocks.
@freddieMercurysCat - left butt cheek.
@The Narrative - arse hole.
@Nolan 🎵 - legs.
@HereForTea - achilles heel.
@Birdie - little toe on left foot.
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@PepperBell has claimed the nose/snout. Maybe you can be the nostrils? Or is that too CLA?If not taken I’ll be the nose, to sniff out the bullshit
The balls are not actually officially taken. Would you like to ditch the right eye in favour of being the testicles?Are the balls available? I feel like mine are bigger than some of the fs we go after
The relief, they’re back from surgery thank do. Thank you guys for being understanding. @RedRedWine
hope you get sorted soon
hope you get sorted soon
My sister saw him in our town and didn’t realise who he was, he was out doing election promo. She was shouting at him and everything, she got escorted away
I feel like context would utterly ruin this wonderful headline.