James, if this is you, I think we need a chat sweetheart...
I tell you what, I've got chemo a week on Tuesday...you know, chemo, chemo for my real terminal cancer so if you fancy coming along you can see what really happens and how horrific the whole ordeal is youre more than welcome..I'll even let you take photos of a real chemo bag, not an out of date omeprazole bag. This one will have the correct date on it, the biohazard symbol on it, and all my relevant 'real' info on it.
We can even get a selfie together if you want and then you can post about how you support others with cancer whilst on you're 'journey'.
Fancy it? Let me know? We all know you won't cos you're a pathetic little weasel who seriously need help but hey...the offers there