Oh James …… what a mess you were last night …
Went out at 1120 pm with Gemma ? Who’s apparently a mate from school
How come you was back at the one bed apartment at 1220 ? We know it’s an apartment as you showed us around earlier
We also know the pool is shared by your whole hotel as you showed us down the path to it ? Remember ?
Didn’t you make a show of yourself dancing on the kitchen island with ya chippy tits our whilst literally hanging off the lights
Saying “look miss red is in my live she can piss off”
LOL we can see exactly who is in your live . And why would she be there ? It’s the same as your comments of “I’m gonna be all over the FYP tomorrow “ neither the FYP or Miss Red even know who you are
How come you was then alone at 1230 ? Staggering along the street . Not sure what you was trying to pay the lads to do “if ya over 18 I’ll give you £100 for ?? They obviously said no as you continued your embarrassing dance / stagger along the road …..
Then you said “look the police” and your live ended ???
PLEASE tell us you got arrested for drunken affray
& ideally caught with the drugs you had clearly taken
One thing I do know is whoever you went on holiday with is probably regretting their choice of agreeing to go with such a drunken mess of a man who couldn’t be anymore annoying if he tried .
I hope today after all the noise complaints last night you get kicked out .
#embarrassing #loser #clown
Let’s see if Angela flys over today ……
Do you remember literally insisting you would fly her over ?
My prediction - she won’t be joining you
Wish I could have stayed awake to see if you came back on after “look the police”
BUT the second hand embarrassment was way too strong so I went to sleep