James Horton Kofoed. Is he for real as nothing adds up?

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It was a MESS wasn’t it? I couldn’t take the embarrassment anyone and had to leave 🤣.

Christ whoever is with him must really be questioning their life choices right now! Although, at least they got a free, TikTok paid holiday hahahaha.

I was physically cringing!
Just had a flashback to when he waved euros at the camera and said “see I’ve got loads of money “

It was a 100 euro note and a 10 euro note …

Yeah ya minted James 😂😂😂
 

Shelzymac

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Oh James …… what a mess you were last night …

Went out at 1120 pm with Gemma ? Who’s apparently a mate from school 🤔

How come you was back at the one bed apartment at 1220 ? We know it’s an apartment as you showed us around earlier 🤔

We also know the pool is shared by your whole hotel as you showed us down the path to it ? Remember ? 🤡

Didn’t you make a show of yourself dancing on the kitchen island with ya chippy tits our whilst literally hanging off the lights 🤡

Saying “look miss red is in my live she can piss off”

LOL we can see exactly who is in your live . And why would she be there ? It’s the same as your comments of “I’m gonna be all over the FYP tomorrow “ neither the FYP or Miss Red even know who you are 🤡

How come you was then alone at 1230 ? Staggering along the street . Not sure what you was trying to pay the lads to do “if ya over 18 I’ll give you £100 for ?? They obviously said no as you continued your embarrassing dance / stagger along the road …..🤡

Then you said “look the police” and your live ended ???

PLEASE tell us you got arrested for drunken affray 🤞 & ideally caught with the drugs you had clearly taken 🤡

One thing I do know is whoever you went on holiday with is probably regretting their choice of agreeing to go with such a drunken mess of a man who couldn’t be anymore annoying if he tried .

I hope today after all the noise complaints last night you get kicked out .

#embarrassing #loser #clown 🤡

Let’s see if Angela flys over today ……

Do you remember literally insisting you would fly her over ?

My prediction - she won’t be joining you 🤡

Wish I could have stayed awake to see if you came back on after “look the police”

BUT the second hand embarrassment was way too strong so I went to sleep 😂
I sent a screenshot of him hanging off the lights to the hotel (yes a hotel 2 star in Tenerife) and warned them of his possible 3am pool dunk 🤣
 

Shelzymac

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Gutted i missed this, can you post some of the recording 😂😂😂
Might send it over to the police in Tenerife first (his last live he was walking thr streets giving people abuse absolutely gurning his head off) but I'm going to head to sleep first because unlike lying fwit James, I've just had chemo and it's kicking my arse with tiredness this week 😴
 

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Might send it over to the police in Tenerife first (his last live he was walking thr streets giving people abuse absolutely gurning his head off) but I'm going to head to sleep first because unlike lying fwit James, I've just had chemo and it's kicking my arse with tiredness this week 😴
What time did you watch until ? The live I saw ended at about 1230 when he was staggering along the road waving his phone around and he saw the police and ended the live ? 🤔

Ps hope the chemo is going ok x
 

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Might send it over to the police in Tenerife first (his last live he was walking thr streets giving people abuse absolutely gurning his head off) but I'm going to head to sleep first because unlike lying fwit James, I've just had chemo and it's kicking my arse with tiredness this week 😴
Oh really! Hes such an idiot

Hope everything alright and your feeling a better after a sleep x
 

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What time did you watch until ? The live I saw ended at about 1230 when he was staggering along the road waving his phone around and he saw the police and ended the live ? 🤔

Ps hope the chemo is going ok x
That was his last live. I was up for quite a while after (chemo insomnia even though I'm blooming exhausted lol). But in that time I managed to find out exactly where he was staying and send them a lovely message 🤣

Thank you, it's only 'light' chemo. Did the heavy graft last year so hair is growing back now. Exhausted this round though 😴
 

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That was his last live. I was up for quite a while after (chemo insomnia even though I'm blooming exhausted lol). But in that time I managed to find out exactly where he was staying and send them a lovely message 🤣

Thank you, it's only 'light' chemo. Did the heavy graft last year so hair is growing back now. Exhausted this round though 😴
Wonder why he didn’t go live again 🤔

The police defo don’t mess around in Spain .

🤞 they arrested him 🤣

He was such an embarrassing mess last night . Living his best life ? Absolutely not 🤡

“Guys I’ve been a victim of police brutality .. all I was doing was walking along minding my own business “ 😂😂😂
 

cheekyk

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That was his last live. I was up for quite a while after (chemo insomnia even though I'm blooming exhausted lol). But in that time I managed to find out exactly where he was staying and send them a lovely message 🤣

Thank you, it's only 'light' chemo. Did the heavy graft last year so hair is growing back now. Exhausted this round though 😴
Amazing! Best FBI group ever 😂 x
 

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Sorry everyone, I can’t join is this discussion because I’ve been served with a restraining order. NOT!!

What an absolute balloon this excuse of a man is. A Tiktok paid holiday hahahahaha. He can’t even tell the truth about the bloody weather there. I think he has just ruined himself a bit more.

God he is a beg wanting to be on the fyp. Does he seriously think anybody at all is interested in him and his sad life? The only people who speak about him on TT are people laughing at how sad he is.

Anyway, hotel and Spanish police have videos incoming.

Still not moved Jimmy? 😂😂
 

Glitzy Koala

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Sounds like I missed a treat last night...Jimbo dancing with his chippy tit's flying around 🤢

Going on Jimbos past holidays, of course there's going to be 'incident'. Of course we're going to have a 'it's everybody else's fault but mine' drama!

We can't guarantee much in this world but we can guarantee that Jimbo will spin the narrative and claim anything he can for sympathy off his sheep...I mean there's a whole new set of hospitals in Spain he hasn't frequented yet. Perhaps he'll attempt his hospital hopping over there?

Well I look forward to a week of train wreck 'lives' watching him make an absolute t of himself whilst off his box on ❄️ and 🍺 and for those who haven't received a refund from GFM, I whole heartedly feel for you having to watch this knob shove your money up his nose and get a tan whilst doing it 😪

Oh sorry, I forgot, I can't post this because I've been served with a restraining order too...I guess it's in the post?? 😅
 
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weeKiddo

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Jimmy stop writing fake emails and sending them to people as the solicitor can do anything about comment cafe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ive never laughed so much until this morning no wonder you put your bin in and jumped on a plane i wonder why 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your a fat wank nothing more for it but when you do a letter make it make sense please 🤣😭😭😭 send me one next 🙏🏼