Wtf someone make it stop. Please. What planet is this beggy b on.
Lou @Lifewithloux
Her stories - hoping to collaboration with Swan one day 
she's absolutely delusional. Who wants to work with a crackhead who lives in a swamp. She's swept ome floor and badly half cleaned a door frame and reckons she's a home influencer. Her IQ is as low as her standards.
she's absolutely delusional. Who wants to work with a crackhead who lives in a swamp. She's swept ome floor and badly half cleaned a door frame and reckons she's a home influencer. Her IQ is as low as her standards.
Someone take this silly tarts phone away, she's embarrassing herself
She’s proper on the beg tonight. Poor Swan getting tagged now
How she thinks she can slip back into the cleaning click after showing her hovel the last few months is hilarious! I’m actually dead reading that
How she thinks she can slip back into the cleaning click after showing her hovel the last few months is hilarious! I’m actually dead reading that
I remember when she did collab with someone. She tried to look all arty with some fairy lights around the product. Problem was, it looked terrible as it was a blurry picture and a chipped surface. Then if I recall rightly, it was professionally rounded off with the next story being about some beef she’d got with someone at the time 
Woah, she's really piled the beef on!
Still mumbling and still living in a mess
Still mumbling and still living in a mess
It still has the 99p sticker on the mirror! So it's never been cleaned
Hinch liked one of her posts years ago. I think they may have interacted when Hinch wasn't a big account. She dropped Lou as soon as it was obvious what a grotty t she really was.Tagging both Hinch’s in her post twice screams how desperate she is, but the whole post is cringe worthy. Bet Hinch is creeped out as well
Lou must be smoking some real good s if she's convinced herself that ol' Soph is going to wish her All The Best
Hinting already for £500. Also claims her purple phone was stolen and she has a court date in December. Was falling asleep while talking too. Just a mess. And no mention of Ste as yet.
So is it a flat or a bungalow because I swear she said "A jus wish sum wun wud say eya herez 500 pound av a bluddy shoppin spree 4 decoratin ya flat n makin it luk nice"
You could give this scruffy b 5 grand and that flat/bungalow would still look like a crack den.
Also "I can't fake tan cuz it got stolen"
I've heard of a few burglaries where they take the crusty old used bottles of fake tan.
You could give this scruffy b 5 grand and that flat/bungalow would still look like a crack den.
Also "I can't fake tan cuz it got stolen"
I've heard of a few burglaries where they take the crusty old used bottles of fake tan.
Worth risking a prison time for fake tan that is
She definitely said flat.
Her mobile was apparently stolen too. My bet is on it being Ste.
Yeah definitely stevun, such a shame, they were real couple goals 🫶
So shes devastated? Must of been on it all weekend ha! nothing will ever change, still sitting in filth monged out procrastinating about her future. I wonder if she done the £500 on drugs/drink/choc and is now sorry on reflection…’Eee I coulda gone to BnM’
I bet for the last few weeks she’s been watched on her insta that why she hasn’t been on, she not capable of keeping up a 2 bed bung either what a waste.
I bet for the last few weeks she’s been watched on her insta that why she hasn’t been on, she not capable of keeping up a 2 bed bung either what a waste.
Bonnie and Clyde
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There's a lot in this 1am mumblings to unpack.
"I wish I had like someone that'd say 'here you go here's five hundred pound have a...bloody...shopping spree for decorating your flat making it look nice', i'd love that or just like someone to er give me loads of stuff to decorate it with what they used but don't want that'd be lovely, but yeah, if only eh. I've [unintelligible] job soon I start my job soon so well it's volunteering job so I don't get paid for it but...opening new doors innit and plus i've got my influencer job and stuff like that that I will hopefully get paid for eventually over the next couple of months woop"
The asking for £500 is shameless, but so is Lou. Not suprising there, just weird she'd put a specific figure on it. So...now she's saying it's a flat. For what it's worth, I still think it's the bungalou - the surrounding houses looked like bungalows. Some sort of volunteer thing coming up? Wonder if that's part of whatever program she's on. Plus she's got her influencer job!
There's a lot in this 1am mumblings to unpack.
"I wish I had like someone that'd say 'here you go here's five hundred pound have a...bloody...shopping spree for decorating your flat making it look nice', i'd love that or just like someone to er give me loads of stuff to decorate it with what they used but don't want that'd be lovely, but yeah, if only eh. I've [unintelligible] job soon I start my job soon so well it's volunteering job so I don't get paid for it but...opening new doors innit and plus i've got my influencer job and stuff like that that I will hopefully get paid for eventually over the next couple of months woop"
The asking for £500 is shameless, but so is Lou. Not suprising there, just weird she'd put a specific figure on it. So...now she's saying it's a flat. For what it's worth, I still think it's the bungalou - the surrounding houses looked like bungalows. Some sort of volunteer thing coming up? Wonder if that's part of whatever program she's on. Plus she's got her influencer job!
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I love she went from being I need to do something about my weight to I’m going to not care what people think 
swear she’s like f*kin dory!
swear she’s like f*kin dory!Do you think she was hoping Carol was listening?
I think Carol might be long gone now. She might’ve finally seen the light!ILou if you add up the amount of freebies you’ve got since you left James. Don’t forget we know you were on ever free group in boro claiming you escaped DV, you had your first home fully furnished by strangers helping you out, your wish lists, takeaways, bank of Carol, temu crap , the UC, the handouts for your council tax and utilities, you’ve had your £500 x10 so don’t even start with your woe is me the world owes me a favour BS!!
anyone who falls for that pet lip and her eyes rolling round in her head needs to give their head a wobble!
No mention of her kids since she came back either, disgusting!
anyone who falls for that pet lip and her eyes rolling round in her head needs to give their head a wobble!
No mention of her kids since she came back either, disgusting!
Steve probably off the scene spent all her money for her now shes turning to her followers to beg again! Anyone old enough to own a phone and follow her surely wouldn’t need any advice from her mind. Don’t know what planet she’s on.