It's because her story requires trauma. She's having such a hard time, and had to have a sleep in today today because:
[X] - Trauma from her missing kids, that misses so much, but is powerless to do anything about
[ ] - Trauma from her dead junkie mates, who were taken advantage of by the media by filming them being junkies
[ ] - Trauma from her chronic pain/twisted ankle/unspecified "mental health"
[ ] - Trauma from not being able to do basic fing actions. Why is everything so hard?
[ ] - Trauma from her many, many burglaries, and how she doesn't feel safe.
[ ] - Trauma from being a fat lump, which isn't her fault. It's the medication. Ignore the chocolate and redbull around her gammy lips.
The only thing that will help is:
[ ] - Buy an item from her wishlist. This is the one that will change her life. Promise.
[ ] - A nice greasy takeaway
[X] - Clicking on her temu link
If you just do that, she can make better content! She's going to tidy up! Better content is coming, she promises, just do this one thing for her.
Tick at least 2 boxes, and that's Lou for the day.