mjbyrnex - Mel

Jan 3, 2025
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Is it a tiny village they live in? Sleeping with 3 women all from the same sodding family must be deliberate on shag bandits part surely? Was he grooming the granny when he was "doing her garden?"
😂 She said granny used to vent to shag bandit about sids mum so he would of know who sid was and the brothers when they was teens creepy
 
Dec 21, 2024
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Two that we know of - 2 of her cousins
Thats terrible. I could never get with someone who has slept with a friend let alone a family member. I used to follow her but ive realised after reading on here what shes truely like! She never answers people and only picks comments out to do a video reply. She controls her husband and wont even let him spend time alone with his kids. Shes had police accuse her of terrible things. First thing i would do is remove myself from social M. But no she wants all the glory and to make money
 

GossipGal

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Greasy mess Mel says she's not qualified to give advice, then proceeds to give advice to a vulnerable 16 year old girl who's situation she knows nothing about! Wow! of all the people to give advice to, she chooses one of the most vulnerable! (Her tiktok says she's not long left school!)
When this shambles goes wrong like we all know it's going to, it's going to be catastrophic! 😳
 
Jul 4, 2024
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Greasy mess Mel says she's not qualified to give advice, then proceeds to give advice to a vulnerable 16 year old girl who's situation she knows nothing about! Wow! of all the people to give advice to, she chooses one of the most vulnerable! (Her tiktok says she's not long left school!)
When this shambles goes wrong like we all know it's going to, it's going to be catastrophic! 😳
What an irresponsible algorithm filling response to that girl. 🙁
As you say, there's absolutely no background given whatsoever but Melvyn is straight in there, making negative assumptions about the Mother, sibling and Grandma.
She doesn't know a single thing about the girls situation - whether she's safe, whether there are welfare concerns by being estranged from her Mother etc - but she instantly tells the girl to do what's right for her.
When I was a teenager I thought it was right for me to hang around with a very dubious set of people and get plastered as much as possible, which inevitably led to me getting in trouble, and if I'd had someone willy nilly tell me to do what's 'right for me', my teenage brain would've thought I was being given the green light to be as wreckless as I wanted without thought for consequence.
This is Melvyn's attempt to look as if she's 'helping' someone. We all know she reads here and she knows we think she's doing sod all to help people, because it's not really about helping anyone, so she's decided to go ahead and answer a very vague question.
And she picks one relating to a child.
Dear God. There is so much more she could've advised her to do rather than 'just do what's right for you'.
 

CustardCream

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What an irresponsible algorithm filling response to that girl. 🙁
As you say, there's absolutely no background given whatsoever but Melvyn is straight in there, making negative assumptions about the Mother, sibling and Grandma.
She doesn't know a single thing about the girls situation - whether she's safe, whether there are welfare concerns by being estranged from her Mother etc - but she instantly tells the girl to do what's right for her.
When I was a teenager I thought it was right for me to hang around with a very dubious set of people and get plastered as much as possible, which inevitably led to me getting in trouble, and if I'd had someone willy nilly tell me to do what's 'right for me', my teenage brain would've thought I was being given the green light to be as wreckless as I wanted without thought for consequence.
This is Melvyn's attempt to look as if she's 'helping' someone. We all know she reads here and she knows we think she's doing sod all to help people, because it's not really about helping anyone, so she's decided to go ahead and answer a very vague question.
And she picks one relating to a child.
Dear God. There is so much more she could've advised her to do rather than 'just do what's right for you'.
Unbelievable! Mel doesn't know the whole story & she's decided to give a kid advice! Insane! A trained professional wouldn't go anywhere near that question!
 
Jul 4, 2024
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The week with the Byrnes is just horrifically executed.
It's like those pointless weekly catch ups that some Managers force their staff to attend.

"What have I done to annoy you this week Andrew?"
"You've habitually touched your hair 700 times and now it's a greasy mess"

"What are you looking forward to this week Andrew?"
"Going to work" 😉
 
Mar 17, 2024
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Has anyone else noticed that during her tiktoks Mel's tits get more and more exposed? By the end of her latest one her tits are almost swinging free.
Mel said her new year's resolution was to dress more as she wants to 🤣
She loves having her boobs drooping out of her tops, even in mid winter! I've no idea what she thinks she looks like, but it's really not a good look especially for a woman who's wants to be taken seriously as some kind of trauma guru! The more she gets her boobs out the more I'm inclined to believe she's doing it for her mainly female audience! 😉
 

GossipGal

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The week with the Byrnes is just horrifically executed.
It's like those pointless weekly catch ups that some Managers force their staff to attend.

"What have I done to annoy you this week Andrew?"
"You've habitually touched your hair 700 times and now it's a greasy mess"

"What are you looking forward to this week Andrew?"
"Going to work" 😉
When shag bandit climbed aboard Mel in the Week With The Byrnes TikTok, where he pretended to resuscitate her, he looked more knackered afterwards than when he went sledging with his vape & his kids! 😭
 
Mar 17, 2024
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When shag bandit climbed aboard Mel in the Week With The Byrnes TikTok, where he pretended to resuscitate her, he looked more knackered afterwards than when he went sledging with his vape & his kids! 😭
To be fair the past 24 hours are most I've seen Mr & Mrs Shag Bandit move! I'm sure they'll compensate for the rest of winter by resuming their sloth like existence, but for once the Byrnes managed to show they can do more than sit & chat absolute rubbish into their phones all day!
 
Mar 17, 2024
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She's such an exhibitionist! Towards the end of the boring Byrnes update, it's not her cleavage that's on show, its almost full exposure 😳 She's got no dignity, she needs to get on Only Fans!
Mel loves getting her tits out. She has an 18 year old p&edo stepson and a younger stepson. When they go see their dad all they see of their step mother is Mel with her tits out as we do! Your so right that she has no dignity! She doesn't care that strangers online watch her lobbing her tits out at every opportunity as she's desperate for attention, so her step sons don't stand a chance! It's funny how she's moaned about her mother being oversexualized to her & her brothers, but it's ok that'll Mel herself chats openly online about her sex life & is getting to the stage where she might aswell not wear a top as that much of her tits are exposed to her young stepsons. There's something not right in the head with Mel. She's so desperate for attention she's forgotten how humiliating parents can be to teenagers & the damage such parents can cause, yet she is doing TikTok to talk about such trauma, despite causing the trauma herself 🫣🙄