No one would look at her and say “oh you’re nice” more like “breathe in pal I need to get passed your lard arse”I've finally caught up with her videos
She's on a night out with her loving idolising flower buying husband - who's actually engrossed in playing on his phone instead of talking to who he married - so she decides to film a TikTok
Along walks a young lad who says words to the effect of "ooh you're nice" and Melvyn takes that as being hit on
He doesn't stop and chat to this overwhelming beauty that he sees before him, instead choosing to carry on walking.
And Melvyn interprets that as someone trying to chat her up.
Are they inbreds in Cleckheaton?
Poor lad. Finally sees the woman of his dreams and she's talking to her reflection on her phone.
mjbyrnex - Mel
It was either the therapist or her teacher at school. I remember her posting screenshots of a conversation with one of them and it struck me at the time how the recipient of Melvyn's message was keeping their responses very short but Melvyn kept going back with more messages.Didn't she say she spoken to her therapist or got back in touch with her to talk? My therapist wasn't a loud contact after our time together and certainly didn't give me advice! They are their to sit and listen not give advice! Me speaking to a stranger helped massively and I think am ok but we all have our days. She is bloody lucky to get it paid for I think the brother said and then had the cheek to leave the company and bash them for not promoting herlove your
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You are blessed that your boss hasn't got rid of you for being a piss taker.
Didn't she have a crush on her sixth form tutor?? I'm sure that rings a bell. Or a carabine
It was either the therapist or her teacher at school. I remember her posting screenshots of a conversation with one of them and it struck me at the time how the recipient of Melvyn's message was keeping their responses very short but Melvyn kept going back with more messages.
Didn't she have a crush on her sixth form tutor?? I'm sure that rings a bell. Or a carabine
I've got a funny feeling we've seen short msgs from both ex teacher and therapist as nothings private with Mel. She definitely had a crush on some inappropriate person. I bet both her ex teacher and therapist had to go back into therapy themselves when Mel reappeared! PTSD! 
This is whyWhy do men stare at her she asks? Because you are a freak of nature luv!!!
She really is struggling for content.
Melvyn's made a video about making roast potatoes and brownies at Christmas
Apparently her Mum made cracking roast potatoes and said that no-one made better food than her but she only made food 'for competition' whereas Melvyn makes food out of love and because she just enjoys cooking and baking.
But her Mum can't possibly have simply enjoyed baking and cooking too.
I joke to my partner that I'm the best car parker out of the two of us. Give me a tight spot to reverse into and I'm in it! I really am the better parker but there's no competition there at all. It's a joke! It's banter! It's what families do.
Why must Melvyn make absolutely EVERYTHING a narcissistic trait when it relates to her Mother??
She really is coming across as vindictive and unhinged. Her mechanical thought processing is completely warped.
Melvyn's made a video about making roast potatoes and brownies at Christmas
Apparently her Mum made cracking roast potatoes and said that no-one made better food than her but she only made food 'for competition' whereas Melvyn makes food out of love and because she just enjoys cooking and baking.
But her Mum can't possibly have simply enjoyed baking and cooking too.
I joke to my partner that I'm the best car parker out of the two of us. Give me a tight spot to reverse into and I'm in it! I really am the better parker but there's no competition there at all. It's a joke! It's banter! It's what families do.
Why must Melvyn make absolutely EVERYTHING a narcissistic trait when it relates to her Mother??
She really is coming across as vindictive and unhinged. Her mechanical thought processing is completely warped.
What i want to know is- her work MUST see her tiktoks surely? She must be on some sort of final warning? Stage of sickness? But she still blatently posts so confidently on TikT and may i add DURING work hours. Ive never seen someone when they do enter the workplace have as any breaks as her either- where again she feels so anxious BUT does a tiktok on work premises?? 
Too anxious to leave the house to exercise, sometimes too anxious to go into work but never too anxious to goto the pub on a weekend night!What i want to know is- her work MUST see her tiktoks surely? She must be on some sort of final warning? Stage of sickness? But she still blatently posts so confidently on TikT and may i add DURING work hours. Ive never seen someone when they do enter the workplace have as any breaks as her either- where again she feels so anxious BUT does a tiktok on work premises??
She really is struggling for content.
Melvyn's made a video about making roast potatoes and brownies at Christmas
Apparently her Mum made cracking roast potatoes and said that no-one made better food than her but she only made food 'for competition' whereas Melvyn makes food out of love and because she just enjoys cooking and baking.
But her Mum can't possibly have simply enjoyed baking and cooking too.
I joke to my partner that I'm the best car parker out of the two of us. Give me a tight spot to reverse into and I'm in it! I really am the better parker but there's no competition there at all. It's a joke! It's banter! It's what families do.
Why must Melvyn make absolutely EVERYTHING a narcissistic trait when it relates to her Mother??
She really is coming across as vindictive and unhinged. Her mechanical thought processing is completely warped.
Apparently it is because if you read on from this his name gets called out in the username
Also after this was happening she did a "panic video" about the middle brother going to say something but we as viewer had no idea. I used to think the middle brother is clearly just being like a narcissist and so on but that video made me question everything really. And then police came to her door because someone reported her being a n0nce like the step son apparently.
According to Melvyn, everyone's a narcissist. Except her obviously.
Her Mum, Dad, stepdad, brothers, woman in Asda, HR at work, her team leader, next door neighbour, pizza delivery bloke, window cleaner, funeral director, woman behind the bar in the pub, the mothers of the Dopes children.. Name a person, and they're a narcissist according to Melvyn.
I might start a sweepstake as to how many times she will say the word narcissist in a week..
Don't forget the Samaritans and the police for the narc listAccording to Melvyn, everyone's a narcissist. Except her obviously.
Her Mum, Dad, stepdad, brothers, woman in Asda, HR at work, her team leader, next door neighbour, pizza delivery bloke, window cleaner, funeral director, woman behind the bar in the pub, the mothers of the Dopes children.. Name a person, and they're a narcissist according to Melvyn.
I might start a sweepstake as to how many times she will say the word narcissist in a week..
I see Mel forgot to shave her beard this morning, it was definitely bearding, it's a bugger when the wife gives the husband stubble rash!
I see Mel forgot to shave her beard this morning, it was definitely bearding, it's a bugger when the wife gives the husband stubble rash!
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Jesus Christ! Put a headband on him and it's shag bandits wife this morning!!!
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The likeness is uncanny
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Such a pretty little thing isn’t she? She’s uglier on the inside where it counts the mostThe likeness is uncanny
Stick stubble on Griff Rhys Jones and we've got an uncanny pair of look-a-likeys!
Complete with a pretend friend in the middle
Complete with a pretend friend in the middle