Gobsh1te Abbie in the middle!Stick stubble on Griff Rhys Jones and we've got an uncanny pair of look-a-likeys!
Complete with a pretend friend in the middle
mjbyrnex - Mel
Love the new video where someone says "he's cheating" and it seems like it hit a nerve. If someone said my fella was cheating and I knew 100 percent he wasn't I wouldn't entertain answering it as it's just nonsense but not in her world she has to bring attention to it. With the name shag bandit and that he has already been with her cousins 
it's not a surprise it's been said.
it's not a surprise it's been said.Just look at the size of her head compared to shag bandits in her latest TikTok! Her head, forehead is massive! I honestly think she gets off on towering over him. He's always making himself smaller and she's always making herself bigger. Any normal person would cover her forehead up with a fringe or bangs, Big Mel just exposes it to make herself and her head look bigger than big which makes shag bandit look like a little kid next to her
The funny thing was the person who wrote that comment responded to her reply saying it was a joke. Why was she so affected and took it personally? Because he’s been with her cousins ofc!!Love the new video where someone says "he's cheating" and it seems like it hit a nerve. If someone said my fella was cheating and I knew 100 percent he wasn't I wouldn't entertain answering it as it's just nonsense but not in her world she has to bring attention to it. With the name shag bandit and that he has already been with her cousins
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I can't understand what the Dope says most of the time.
It's like air is escaping from his mouth but there's little formation of any words.
Everything he says is sooooo sllooooowww and volumeless that I can't imagine him holding any kind of riveting conversation.
It's odd that Melvyn chose to address that particular comment. I mean, given that she claims she's only doing TikTok to help other people, there are hundreds of comments on her videos from people who are clearly asking for guidance, advice, support etc.. but she doesn't respond to those. How odd.
It's like air is escaping from his mouth but there's little formation of any words.
Everything he says is sooooo sllooooowww and volumeless that I can't imagine him holding any kind of riveting conversation.
It's odd that Melvyn chose to address that particular comment. I mean, given that she claims she's only doing TikTok to help other people, there are hundreds of comments on her videos from people who are clearly asking for guidance, advice, support etc.. but she doesn't respond to those. How odd.
Im sorry but i woud NEVER get with someone who had slept with one of my family membersLove the new video where someone says "he's cheating" and it seems like it hit a nerve. If someone said my fella was cheating and I knew 100 percent he wasn't I wouldn't entertain answering it as it's just nonsense but not in her world she has to bring attention to it. With the name shag bandit and that he has already been with her cousins
Melvyn really ought to make that appointment with her GP to get her hormone imbalance looked at.
That's not just a few stubbly facial hairs. That's a full on moustache.
That's not just a few stubbly facial hairs. That's a full on moustache.
All the hills in West Yorkshire and stupid Mel takes her step kids to a nearly flat field to sledge! She really is as stupid as she looks!
It'll soon be a competition to see who's got the most tash & beard, shag bandit or his crazy wife! Imagine being such a famous person & letting yourself go like famous Mel has
Snow angel shag bandit laid with his vape in his gob is the highlight of the Mel day for me.
This confirms she’d look even worse with a fringe. With her big forehead hidden all you can focus on is how far apart her eyes areI know Fishstick from Fortnite hasn't got several chins or facial hair but the resemblance is still uncanny🫢
I wonder if her brothers look like sid the sloth she soon shaved off the tash. She clearly reading here.
she soon shaved off the tash. She clearly reading here.
The static friction created when the bearded Byrnes snog must be literally electric!!!
TikTok really is like an inbred freak show! Nanna Bea, Becki Jones and Mel are cases in point! You gotta wonder if Mel's mam & dad are related and not by marriage? Surely there's inbreeding gone in to create Mel! There's too much wrong with Mel genetics wise, especially in the head and face area! Freaky massive head, eyes so wide set they look like they're sliding off her face, strong tash & beard on a woman, a really deluded sense of self, lips like inflated tyres, reptilian dry skin, gills around her nose, a tongue that gets stuck on roof of her mouth when she talks sometimes. Herpes all over her gob, and never mind rotting teeth, her teeth looked like they grew completely wrong before she had em fixed. Such an inbred freak show! And with the amount of selfies she takes she thinks she's gorgeous 
plus she's too scared to go to the Drs to get investigations done despite having health anxiety, you couldn't make it up
Surely there's inbreeding gone in to create Mel! There's too much wrong with Mel genetics wise, especially in the head and face area! Freaky massive head, eyes so wide set they look like they're sliding off her face, strong tash & beard on a woman, a really deluded sense of self, lips like inflated tyres, reptilian dry skin, gills around her nose, a tongue that gets stuck on roof of her mouth when she talks sometimes. Herpes all over her gob, and never mind rotting teeth, her teeth looked like they grew completely wrong before she had em fixed. Such an inbred freak show! And with the amount of selfies she takes she thinks she's gorgeous plus she's too scared to go to the Drs to get investigations done despite having health anxiety, you couldn't make it up Your so right, it's gotta be genetics as Mel is so odd looking.TikTok really is like an inbred freak show! Nanna Bea, Becki Jones and Mel are cases in point! You gotta wonder if Mel's mam & dad are related and not by marriage?
Two that we know of - 2 of her cousinsIm sorry but i woud NEVER get with someone who had slept with one of my family members
Why's she not getting her facial hair sorted? It looks like it's getting way stronger? Does she not know dr's can sort PCOS out?
Is it a tiny village they live in? Sleeping with 3 women all from the same sodding family must be deliberate on shag bandits part surely? Was he grooming the granny when he was "doing her garden?"