Is that a holiday we’re meant to be jealous of? Wahahaha we know why you booked, hide away, you get a holiday, leave M in the pool while you do your thing and to show off to the huns who can only afford your blush.
I’m off soon to a friends villa in Cyprus, yes Vav they own it, in a residential area and only let friends and family use it, large open space with a totally secure garden, large pool, BBQ in fact everything I need, harbour with pubs, restaurants all close by. So your overpriced Jet2 package holiday ain’t my thing, more like minks with money on tour