Good morning trowls (not you Aimless/Jo/Rainbow/Jizzpig)
Welcome to flight number AIM15ADIK
We hope you managed to book in all your emotional baggage. A quick reminder that the thread can only handle carry on trauma sizes 10-12 or is it 14-16?
We have a celebrity on board today. The owner of Catpiss Airlines Miss/Mrs Aimless Crowded Butthole Naidoo Barton. Please don't make eye contact or sit by her. She will inform airline police and also she has her Case officer, Mental health nurse, support teddy bear and DVLA employee (just in case she needs to fly the plane to prove she's safe to drive things) sat by her. Today's inflight meal is Large sausage, cucumber and gravy.
We hope you have a pleasant journey.
Buckle up bitches. And don't forget where the exits are. We have no qualms about kicking folks out of the doors.
@allaboardthebirkeybike you get extra leg room seats