to you have to be to get the puffy nipples out 
I'm starting to feel sorry for her tragic life and afflictions. could never feel sorry for that narcissistic piece of 
and the misery she brings on herself She is desperate for a bloke, it oozes out of her. All her TT’s do is make that happening less and less likely.How desperate for
Will give myself a shake
it’s maddening what she does. 
She will be frantically searching the apps for her next victim. Imagine facing the whole 6 weeks holidays without a fling/love of her life to distract her from parenting and doing anything with pre teen/gobby brat
CHAPEL HAT PEGS!!What is going on with her boobs? It’s all pointy nipple and no actual booblook like chapel hat pegs! Everything about her is just odd! I think she’s trolling us and she’s superglued something on her nipples to see if we bite! She’s gonna blind H or one of the cats if she turns round fast! It’s not attractive olga! If they are real you need to get an order in to Amazon for corn plasters or something! Dear lord!
oh my god I’m 38 and all of my life I’ve said ‘ nipples like chipple hard pegs’ 
I am crying! I knew it made no sense when I’d been saying it as well that makes it worse hahaha x
Well last 6 week holidays were consumed by D2 so poor H didn’t get a look in, seems this year she’ll actually have to parent, which no doubts mean stuck indoors or out shopping 80% of it.
What a funny shapeWhy’s her favourite line “get a job”
Oh sorry forgot it takes a special skill set to set up a recording camera and laugh like mutely into your phone and turn the filter on.
There is a LIST of things you can GET though Aimee ready?
- get a wash
- get cleaning your house
- get a better handle on your child she walks all over you!
- get a life seeing as you deem living your best life being at home drinking boozies and sitting in your sweat soaked puffy nipple jarmies
- get fresh air, that doesn’t involve just moving from one indoor location to another indoor location.
- get a grip
- get some better makeup skills you resemble a clown.
And my FAVOURITE one
GET A DNA TEST CAUSE GTW ISNT YOUR DADDY
And what in the SpongeBob square pants are those?!
I had wanted to change it but couldn’t think what to have….then did todayYour name is comical
