I knowI should think so !!! Nothing to do with you would be the last words he uttered with a full set of teeth and his dangle bit still in situ!
and our son was 7 and we wasn't even going on a family holiday that year either 
Going in the torture book this one xDying at bum scrunch shorts to wind him up and made a mental log
Going in the torture book this one xDying at bum scrunch shorts to wind him up and made a mental log
It's what I imagined her to be like to us Normals!
Donkeys sent me on a fit of laughter hahaha. WTF? @Puffy nips and stinky vag I know you love me mentioning it so when he discovers your girls trip just tell him there's a multipack of Polos in the bedside table for him 
Love the Shamey in the wild story and then the video like word for word. Hope everyone's good on this fine Sat night I'm hangry I can't lie my Chinese is taking forever keep refreshing my app like I've never been fed I really hope I don't get any life threatening illness from their eggs 
I'm guessing that only happens to special people like our Shamey though 
I do enjoy my little trips round to A&E resus and for major traumas. They’re probably the only things I would enjoy to be fair. You lot must have the patience of saints for some of the clientele you deal with 🫡Girl don't move to A&E. I repeat DON'T
People: Oooohhh is it like the programmes?
Me:
What a cock babe x well done you xI know
He didn't end up going but I was already out !
That just made me shudder
Oh my god - the POLOS - that’s all he will be filling in quite a long time ! Enjoy your dinner my love xGood Evening all
Just caught up and have been laughing so much at the men some of you keep
Me too n I wrote it!That just made me shudder
Even if you do get ill, you would be no where near as bad as what Shaimless was. She was close to death don’t you know. Worst case of c-diff ever. I bet she was a delight to look after in hospitalGood Evening all
Just caught up and have been laughing so much at the men some of you keep
Tilly I bet you roam the hospital corridors like a dementor looking for things to poke, squeeze, and sniff! X
It's a very special place to say the least. Like you said some of the people
It's certainly not for the faint hearted and could fill a book with the things I've seen and been covered in. My heart has been shattered so many times On the other hand though the rush and the overwhelming feeling of relief and pride when it has a happy ending is something else. The hours are s, the abuse and pay is ster but the reward outweighs it. I couldn't move now 
If not she's had Pizza and co and is embarrassed. Saying that she doesn’t care about looking like a gluttonous wench so a man vs food challenge 
Too right I do
The worst thing is when we get a patient down and they have a massive blackhead on their face or back and I have to fight the urge to squeeze it of course if I did that I would get charged with assault so I don’t
The majority of the times I’ve had to go round to A&E resus, it’s never ended wellIt's a very special place to say the least. Like you said some of the people
they are the ones that stick in your mind forever. I’ve not forgot any of them. The paeds especially. 
