And she said she’d been cleaning (still wearing it)Just been catching up and what in the absolute fery is that jumpsuit, my great gran had the exact same table cloth and she’s been gone 30 odd years !!!!
And she said she’d been cleaning (still wearing it)Just been catching up and what in the absolute fery is that jumpsuit, my great gran had the exact same table cloth and she’s been gone 30 odd years !!!!
My blokes week of twatishness - I know my girls on here will hear me
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sent him to collect fancy dress costumes that I had ordered and paid for - Tarzan & Jane - comes back with and fing ( fuming)
Like no way on gods Green earth am I waking about as bloody to his
I needed to sort something quick so I borrowed a friends Marilyn Munro get up n told him to sort himself something but I wasnt talking to him - sends me a text saying his mate has got a 70s rod stewart outfit - Jesus Christ !!!!! not even joking it was more jimmy saville than Rod Stewart ! I’m even more pissed off - specially when we get home n he’s pissed sitting on the end of the bed n I wake up to jimmy saville in full wig n animal print y fronts playing if you think I’m sexy on his guitar at 4 in the morning! - not enough to warrant a battering with the cucumber? Well if you don’t think so yet - buckle up … yesterday my utterly bonkers brain nob head bought - yes bought - without giving me ANY warning - wait for it ….. not 1 but 2 geriatric DONKEYS! - and part 3 is the worst but if anyone wants to hear? X
She has entirely stumbled across men loving milk maid dresses on tik tok ( it’s a thing ) but she is totally doing the same but different versionIs she channeling milk maid or Andy pandy here
There are loopholes. Having an Amex or AA card will get you in.Not going because some of us.........me. emailed asking why some of these type of people get card's
*grabs chair and a large popcorn for part 2*My blokes week of twatishness - I know my girls on here will hear me
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sent him to collect fancy dress costumes that I had ordered and paid for - Tarzan & Jane - comes back with and fing ( fuming)
Like no way on gods Green earth am I waking about as bloody to his
I needed to sort something quick so I borrowed a friends Marilyn Munro get up n told him to sort himself something but I wasnt talking to him - sends me a text saying his mate has got a 70s rod stewart outfit - Jesus Christ !!!!! not even joking it was more jimmy saville than Rod Stewart ! I’m even more pissed off - specially when we get home n he’s pissed sitting on the end of the bed n I wake up to jimmy saville in full wig n animal print y fronts playing if you think I’m sexy on his guitar at 4 in the morning! - not enough to warrant a battering with the cucumber? Well if you don’t think so yet - buckle up … yesterday my utterly bonkers brain nob head bought - yes bought - without giving me ANY warning - wait for it ….. not 1 but 2 geriatric DONKEYS! - and part 3 is the worst but if anyone wants to hear? X
Nicely done!Oh my god how much of a laugh would that be !! I’ve not told him yet but but I’ve changed it and booked to go with my girls for a week instead - we go the day before he comes back and my sister is having the littles overnight and bringing the 3 of them to mine when he gets home. He can look after them for a week while we sun it up ! And I’m not saying a word about it to him either - it will be a nice surprise
Recycling - gunna dump the lot in his bloody car Sunday night - he won’t forget that job again in a rush.
I’m a Gemini and I love and nurture my inner wicked x
There’s NO WAY you can clean your home in yesterday’s heat and look the exact same in the afternoon as you did that morning!And she said she’d been cleaning (still wearing it)
Noooo @Missy Is it really?
Ffs!! Also can you post today's BS I've only seen her shopping s
I also don’t deep clean in my clothes, I usually do my blitzing first thing in the morning (6-7am) whilst it’s cool and I’m in my pjs then I’ll shower & go about the day.There’s NO WAY you can clean your home in yesterday’s heat and look the exact same in the afternoon as you did that morning!
Her idea of cleaning isn’t our way!
After cleaning I’m looking like I’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards! She ain’t cleaned! She’s got no concept whatsoever of cleaning her home … I’m still waiting for her to wipe that fridge down! Nothing moves all the clutter is in the exact place for a YEAR!!!!
In my opinion… she’s one LAZY COMMON BEGGAR as all she does is BEG for freebies.
How can anyone be proud of themselves for that?
And I dread to think what she looked like WITHOUT THE FILTER wearing that car crash outfit!! Christ on a bike Aimee 🫨
You’re a classic common lazy beggar!!
The outfit looks like the curtains my grandma had in her caravan when I was a kid. I’m with you, I look like a different person when I’ve been cleaning, hair disheveled, sweaty & i’d need put into the washing machine along with whatever I’ve been wearing.There’s NO WAY you can clean your home in yesterday’s heat and look the exact same in the afternoon as you did that morning!
Her idea of cleaning isn’t our way!
After cleaning I’m looking like I’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards! She ain’t cleaned! She’s got no concept whatsoever of cleaning her home … I’m still waiting for her to wipe that fridge down! Nothing moves all the clutter is in the exact place for a YEAR!!!!
In my opinion… she’s one LAZY COMMON BEGGAR as all she does is BEG for freebies.
How can anyone be proud of themselves for that?
And I dread to think what she looked like WITHOUT THE FILTER wearing that car crash outfit!! Christ on a bike Aimee 🫨
You’re a classic common lazy beggar!!
The hills are alive with the smell of catpissWhat in the sound of music is her outfit? Looks like she off to the mountains to sing about Maria. More vodka. Proper alchy this one
And au vodkaThe hills are alive with the smell of catpiss
Yummy, yummy, yes definitely recommend (lots of lip smacking)