I wonder if he ever watches her videosRemember a year ago.... D2 fresh on the scene, LYSM..... she talked about a water feature she was going to get as part of her garden renovation.... he must be wetting himself seeing the flaccid palm tree
I can imagine the relief he must feel knowing that he escaped before it was too late 
I concur, it looks phallic. And it's squirtingWhy does it look like aor am I just beyond saving
Harper will find it in Shamey’s bed in the morningI concur, it looks phallic. And it's squirting
I concur, it looks phallic. And it's squirting
I’m so glad someone else thought the exact same thing as me! 
What's this? Let's have a ganderEver just look at someone and think thank do I’m NOT them
Just waiting for my fella who hates me to get back with our Chinese 
I knowwww I know. But it was less than £20 for the 2 of us, it is a treat not just 'a treat' and neither of us have ever been 'poisoned' Never guess what, it's 5mins away so shock horror he's walked with our TT famous dog!!
I don't deal with patients sorry. Nails to file
Was debating paying @allaboardthebirkeybike a visit to check my sanity
It won’t let me attach it says error then says it’s too largeWhat's this? Let's have a gander
it’s the DUD someone help a troll out?
Might I suggest @PlentyOfShhh and @thelurker66 go and touch some grass. Orrrr... go and have yourself a good old timeI concur, it looks phallic. And it's squirting
It sounds like you need it 
Riddled with cat piss and smelling like the fish market at the end of the dayHarper will find it in Shamey’s bed in the morning
You can stand under my umberella Ella Ella EllaMight I suggest @PlentyOfShhh and @thelurker66 go and touch some grass. Orrrr... go and have yourself a good old time
poor kid!
And covered in crusty BV dischargeRiddled with cat piss and smelling like the fish market at the end of the day
I’d love to experience one of your garden partiesI’m sorry but the absolute crap for 9 year olds??? How the do is she thinking 9 year olds are wanting bubble sticks and those sticky bat n ball whatsits ? And that toddler table?? Dear god if that’s what Harold is used to I bet the other kids rip her to bits. Or is it because she knows absolutely nothing about her kid and a 9 year olds psyche ? Get the big pool out with some water blasters and foam ? Karaoke ? limbo dancing? - can Harold not even use a proper bat n ball? Get the twister on the go !! do me pink - she would faint at our garden parties. Can’t wait for the video all forced smiles for the camera! She wouldn’t know fun if it bit her left tit!
Mate that actually made me boak.And covered in crusty BV discharge
I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out 🫡
I know how much this red number means to you my loveIf she drops it on Vinted and anyone gets it there first there'll be holy hell
Well we have the funking donkeys too don’t forget!I’d love to experience one of your garden parties
How are the donkeys..Well we have the funking donkeys too don’t forget!
