Even better. Donkey races. Donkey race while holding a pint, whoever has the most left in the glass wins. Pin the tail on the donkey. Buckaroo. Donkey fancy dress.Well we have the funking donkeys too don’t forget!
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I declared ceasefire on the leg over ban - on my terms - obviously - he is allowed to follow my orders and any complaining n he toddle off down the road to his donkeys and spend the night with them. Are the eeeawwws ok? Yes and no Fanny is depressed ( the vet says it’s the move) though how you can tell a donkey is depressed is beyond me
J & the kids are obsessed - the littlest has been dressing them up like unicorns and I caught him taking the guitar to serenade them ???? Don’t ask apparently they love a bit of Oasis? And he loves an audience so all happy. He still has no clue about my holiday plans with the girls and I keep cackling away to myself - not that I can hold a grudge or anything 
I touched grass yesterday thank you very much. As far as a bit of how's ya father I'm menopausal and cannot be arsed with those shenanigans. My joints ache too muchMight I suggest @PlentyOfShhh and @thelurker66 go and touch some grass. Orrrr... go and have yourself a good old timeIt sounds like you need it
I turned round to do up a side zip yesterday and was struck down with major cramp
We do not says the words FANCY DRESS mate - you know that - pinning the tail on the donkey? Do you mean the real ones cos I think my bloke would be a bit upset if someone stuck a pin in his Fanny!
He must get an overwhelming urge to double dip his dick in Detol and get the scrub daddy on his bollox everytime he is reminded of her bouncing on his todger !I wonder if he ever watches her videosI can imagine the relief he must feel knowing that he escaped before it was too late
oooh the shame - bet the clap clinic has a special flashing neon sign .. Aimee’s victims this way - please do not sit down or touch any surfaces! Thought the same lol its stuff I had when mines was about 4 years old lol she hasn't a notion! The kids will be bored as do!I’m sorry but the absolute crap for 9 year olds??? How the do is she thinking 9 year olds are wanting bubble sticks and those sticky bat n ball whatsits ? And that toddler table?? Dear god if that’s what Harold is used to I bet the other kids rip her to bits. Or is it because she knows absolutely nothing about her kid and a 9 year olds psyche ? Get the big pool out with some water blasters and foam ? Karaoke ? limbo dancing? - can Harold not even use a proper bat n ball? Get the twister on the go !! do me pink - she would faint at our garden parties. Can’t wait for the video all forced smiles for the camera! She wouldn’t know fun if it bit her left tit!
Bet he baths in bleach 4x a dayI wonder if he ever watches her videos
Rumour has it he was gifted a lifetime supply of POLOs
The fact she EVER shared that story.. if it happened cemented how much of a freak she is. If it didn't happen then even more so! MortifiedHarper will find it in Shamey’s bed in the morning
Why you'd want everyone knowing when they never ever would is nuts to me
Never mind the none existant gazebo. Heaven forbid it rains
What then? Kids all sat colouring a cardboard cut out for 5yr olds all huddled a sodden stinking rug?
Couldn't agree more with who mentioned why not do all that anyway? Does her and H not want a nice space for the summertime? And let's be honest what she filmed was bare minimum for any old weekend for most. Nothing 'party' about it
POLOSBet he baths in bleach 4x a day
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Bouncing on his todgerHe must get an overwhelming urge to double dip his dick in Detol and get the scrub daddy on his bollox everytime he is reminded of her bouncing on his todger !
I love that word TODGER TODGER TODGER
Wonder if she squeals and throws in the odd oink oinkBouncing on his todger
@Puffy nips and stinky vag I've decided if she ever takes the hint and fs off. Then our mission complete shindig is in your garden, your hubby is Rod Stewart tribute entertainment and the donkeys have to be there!!! Thanks for the invite 
I’ve no idea. It feels like that video was a fever dream purely from how she was so blasé about it and thought it was that funny she had to tell thousands of people. That poor daughter of hers. Not only did she get her mits on a dirty dildo, her mother broadcasted it on social media. Gutted she deleted the video though. Mine the hippo would’ve had a field day with that. I wonder if anyone on tattle managed to record it and put it on their siteThe fact she EVER shared that story.. if it happened cemented how much of a freak she is. If it didn't happen then even more so! Mortified
YesI know how much this red number means to you my love
It will mean the world when I pop by yours to put in your lovely fire rescued out of Shameys skip WITH the mirror
Oh mate you would be more than welcome - we would have a ball - I can promise a better bash than Aimee is throwing believe me@Puffy nips and stinky vag I've decided if she ever takes the hint and fs off. Then our mission complete shindig is in your garden, your hubby is Rod Stewart tribute entertainment and the donkeys have to be there!!! Thanks for the invite
( we don’t talk about fing Rod Stewart either) still makes me fume!
Wonder if she squeals and throws in the odd oink oink
Big D and oinking olga
SCREAMING at Buckaroo
See how many Kaiia the label items we can get on riding a racing Donkey