Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
Sorry gals been non stop! Yes everything sorted. Just trying to get someone to come lay some vinyl flooring for it. We would have some partyHope you've got your keys @lexilou and did a little happy danceFunny how all us want to come but I ain't never seen Shamey at none of Vavs 'launches'
Thought James was the ex husband?That was someone called James, he moved in with her, then moved out again about 3 months later
That's where MISS HAROLD gets the creepy behaviour from clearly!What a fing weird creepy cow
She’s so lazy and s at her “job”. All of her adverts are terrible. She’s a fing mess
I know it’s confusing. They all look like clones. Andy is her ex husband. He shouted at her.
Eyyyy we are friends! Me and @tears_with_gingerbreadman MAY take all the blame if you are for our antics
Andy is her ex husband
Oh yeah I remember now - don’t they all have 1 brain cell and white sticks too!
Thank you lovely, I almost wish ì hadn't asked. The hours she must spend reading the brief.... writing the script.....filming the ad
she clearly had the 'script' on wall as she kept looking at it. I dont understand how she can be so smug when she gets it wrong every time - uselessSo smug
And a Labrador on a harness.Oh yeah I remember now - don’t they all have 1 brain cell and white sticks too!
GUYS YOU LOT HAVE SENT ME TODAY! I was sitting here laughing so much my stomach was hurting love this thread it’s such a bundle of laughs! And we’ve got one thing in common and that’s Shaimee the dirty little scrubber she knocks me sick
and welcome to the newbies you’ll love this thread!
I was sitting here laughing so much my stomach was hurting love this thread it’s such a bundle of laughs! And we’ve got one thing in common and that’s Shaimee the dirty little scrubber she knocks me sick and welcome to the newbies you’ll love this thread!
Nurse Ratchet here reporting for duty back on nights if anyone's needing a lobotomy 3am crew see you on the flip side
3am crew see you on the flip side
I can imagine the newbies doing their croc dance singing that song off Annie... I know I'm gunna like it heeeerrreGUYS YOU LOT HAVE SENT ME TODAY!
Advise needed please - for context I was in the bath ( j had gone to see Fanny ) and we have an intercom on our drive gates and someone rings it - no immediate neighbours - takes a few mins for me to answer but it’s a delivery guy so I assume the bloke has ordered something n I’m not about to drag myself down the drive in a towel so I ask him to just leave it ( there is no through road and it’s got CCTV SO SAFE) The bloke comes back and brings the bags in thinking I had made a Tesco order but I haven’t anyway there’s 14 bags in total so a very big shop with loads of meat n freezer stuff even a bottle of vodka but no paperwork. I’ve rang Tesco customer service and they were so rude - basically said what do you want us to do about it with no paperwork? Apparently they can’t do anything until someone complains their shopping hasn’t been delivered? I asked if they could send someone to pick it up and they can’t do that??? The woman said I can’t take it back to a store either because they wouldn’t take it. I feel awful cos it’s someone’s stuff - do I put the freezer stuff away before it defrosts or what ? I’ve rang my nearest neighbours and it’s not theirs either 
FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOT AWARE FANNY IS THE BLOKES DONKEY- HE HAS NOT GONE OUT HUNTING FANNY - can’t believe I have to explain my bloke owns a donkey
FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOT AWARE FANNY IS THE BLOKES DONKEY- HE HAS NOT GONE OUT HUNTING FANNY - can’t believe I have to explain my bloke owns a donkey
I love this page but I've got an awful cough and laughing at some of these comments has just about finished me offGUYS YOU LOT HAVE SENT ME TODAY!
It's Shameys pretending to boycott Tesco. Did you get frubalicious?Advise needed please - for context I was in the bath ( j had gone to see Fanny ) and we have an intercom on our drive gates and someone rings it - no immediate neighbours - takes a few mins for me to answer but it’s a delivery guy so I assume the bloke has ordered something n I’m not about to drag myself down the drive in a towel so I ask him to just leave it ( there is no through road and it’s got CCTV SO SAFE) The bloke comes back and brings the bags in thinking I had made a Tesco order but I haven’t anyway there’s 14 bags in total so a very big shop with loads of meat n freezer stuff even a bottle of vodka but no paperwork. I’ve rang Tesco customer service and they were so rude - basically said what do you want us to do about it with no paperwork? Apparently they can’t do anything until someone complains their shopping hasn’t been delivered? I asked if they could send someone to pick it up and they can’t do that??? The woman said I can’t take it back to a store either because they wouldn’t take it. I feel awful cos it’s someone’s stuff - do I put the freezer stuff away before it defrosts or what ? I’ve rang my nearest neighbours and it’s not theirs either
FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOT AWARE FANNY IS THE BLOKES DONKEY- HE HAS NOT GONE OUT HUNTING FANNY - can’t believe I have to explain my bloke owns a donkey