Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. 🤢🐽🐕💩🐷
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his coo’s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. 🌵❤️
 

Lilac8

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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. 🤢🐽🐕💩🐷
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his coo’s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. 🌵❤️
Hope bubbas check up goes well xx
 
Mar 8, 2024
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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. 🤢🐽🐕💩🐷
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his coo’s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. 🌵❤️
Sounds like a busy day. Hope the check up goes well ❤️
 
Mar 13, 2024
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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. 🤢🐽🐕💩🐷
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his coo’s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. 🌵❤️
Hope all goes well at the hospital. Enjoy your lunch and shopping xxx
 

lolli101

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Mine & Gavins biggest ick about the scabby fat hog is its mouth, it always looks dutty & crusty & it has the look of really bad breath about it, stale booze, garlic & bullshite. 🤢🐽🐕💩🐷
Anyways my fellow non puffy nipped & fresh breathed trowels, bubby boy is going for a check up today, so we are off on a adventure to the city & when we are done at the hospital, the old man is going back home to his coo’s & I am meeting 2 of my besties for lunch & then a bit of shopping. Hope you all have a great day. 🌵❤️
Hope the checkup goes well! Have a wonderful day❤️
 
Mar 17, 2024
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fing airbus A380 dead 💀
Hahaha. This is your captain Conk-orde speaking and welcome aboard Shamey Airways. We shall be departing Southport shortly and the crew will be handing out your complimentary 1st sip of the day. Teary turbulences is expected and your flight meal shall be proseck, beige and black.. cremated.. just how you all like. Dewww-ie free is available and yes we accept Dad's card.. we regret to inform the card will also be charged for the extra bum room as you only booked for a size12! Now sloth back on your large arse and hold on tight to your emotional support bears. Bum wipes are in all toilet cubicles and we ask that you do please use them rather than s in your crayola suit. Take-off will be in T minus a little nap time.
 
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Hahaha. This is your captain Conk-orde speaking and welcome aboard Shamey Airways. We shall be departing Southport shortly and the crew will be handing out your complimentary 1st sip of the day. Teary turbulences is expected and your flight meal shall be proseck, beige and black.. cremated.. just how you all like. Dewww-ie free is available and yes we accept Dad's card.. we regret to inform the card will also be charged for the extra bum room as you only booked for a size12! Now sloth back on your large arse and hold on tight to your emotional support bears. Bum wipes are in all toilet cubicles and we ask that you do please use them rather than s in your crayola suit. Take-off will be in T minus a little nap time.
This is brilliant
 

cmoo

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She baby’s her child, the child is 10 not 2. Calling her monkey is sheer cringe. You’d give that lunch to a 5 year old. I mean at least we’ve not heard “hammy Sammy” for a while . But give her something nutritious. A lunchable a small cheese and a “frubalicous” and some crisps isn’t enough for a 10 year old. Give her something healthy. She’s going to end up like her mother at this rate.
 
Nov 6, 2024
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I’ve never wanted to punch someone so hard in my life when she whispers first sip of the day! Bet her breath stinks!! No wounder D fed off and left it imagine waking up stinking! Be he only had sex with her from behind so he didn’t have look at the gonzo looking ugly do 🤣 sorry I am triggered today haha

She looks like a Dog, so can’t blame Dirty Dave for doing it doggy style. The fact he didn’t have to look at her puffy tits and ugly mug would have been a bonus 😜
 

lolli101

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I’m baaccckkk!

It went so well, only had a couple of hours cos needed to get back to mum mode & Definitely gonna do it again. Got more in common than we realised & there’s a definite attraction there. Not really an exciting update but I’m sure there’s more to come x
Ahhhh that’s amazingggg I’m so glad you got on so well and there’s an attraction! You go girl!❤️
 
Mar 8, 2024
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I’m baaccckkk!

It went so well, only had a couple of hours cos needed to get back to mum mode & Definitely gonna do it again. Got more in common than we realised & there’s a definite attraction there. Not really an exciting update but I’m sure there’s more to come x
Yay I’m so happy it went well. Get yourself a bottle of kylie and an arabiata with extra chilli to celebrate