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Missy

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Funny she finally admits to using a filter on her latest Tik Tok! No filter can magic away that ever growing Beardy McBeardy Beard! 🧔 Wonder if she worked through her illness today or if she pushed through like the trooper she claims to be? 🙄
She made me angry with that pushing through comment that she said! My husband is in the military & he pushes through allsorts whilst on deployment! His courage, determination & unselfishness puts Big Mel to shame! She can't even be arsed to get a shower everyday! She doesn't push though anything, she sits on her lazy arse whining, moaning & getting fatter day by day. She wouldn't know real hardship if it hit her in the face! Was half expecting her to do a single mama (Aimee) kind of post earlier with a thermometer in her gob! Tik Tok doesn't half attract some really pathetic creators!
ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
It’s a narcissist’s dream come true having TT. Sick to death of all these grifters
 

Missy

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My dear Melvyn, you haven't got a hairy stomach because you shaved your whole body when you were nine years old. That's an old wives tale. Hair appearance doesn't work like that.
You've got a hairy stomach, a hairy chin and hairy nipples because you've got a hormone imbalance.
Pop along to your GP and they will be able to remedy this for you.
There are a lot of issues that your GP will be able to fix but you have to make the effort to make the appointment.
Now I'm not normally a betting person but I'd be willing to stake a tenner that you won't bother to make an appointment because it'll be too much effort for you to hoik your arse away from your phone for five minutes but you really ought to try.
Text book PCOS
Has she ever said she has been diagnosed with it? I can’t watch her very often so I don’t know.
 

CustardCream

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Mel's a 6ft woman who repeatedly says that she was 9 stone and underweight, that's 1/2 a stone underweight, she constantly says how bad it was, how unhealthy it was.
Mel's a 6ft woman who's at least 6 stone overweight. Mel celebrates her huge unhealthy weight gain and focuses her negative attention on when she was slightly underweight and not how hugely overweight she has made herself now, funny that!
Typical Mel posts about the weight that will give her the most sympathy with her followers not the one that's most likely to cause her massive health problems 🙄
 

Missy

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Mel's a 6ft woman who repeatedly says that she was 9 stone and underweight, that's 1/2 a stone underweight, she constantly says how bad it was, how unhealthy it was.
Mel's a 6ft woman who's at least 6 stone overweight. Mel celebrates her huge unhealthy weight gain and focuses her negative attention on when she was slightly underweight and not how hugely overweight she has made herself now, funny that!
Typical Mel posts about the weight that will give her the most sympathy with her followers not the one that's most likely to cause her massive health problems 🙄
Walking heart attack isn’t she. She’s repulsive 🤮
 

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I volunteer for a local charity. Out in all weathers doing allsorts to raise funds for the work they do. I lead the fundraising events at work, I did telephone befriending during covid, I am a loving daughter, sister, aunty, mother and partner. It dawned on me today that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has come into my life with any kind of harrowing story, I have believed them without question & listened & validated what they have said & done all I could to listen & help them. That's every person APART from Mel. She is the only person I have ever encountered who has told their story & who I have questioned and called out. That's because I find her to have a financial agenda that underpins everything she says and does, I find her so arrogant, so cocky, so nasty, so vengeful, so evil, so intent on harming others, so full of contradiction, so manipulative and so repulsive & vile as a person. It amuses me how Mel thinks everyone who calls her out is projecting, is heartless, is such a horrible person. Well Mel I can assure you, YOU, in my opinion, deserve all you get because YOU and YOU alone are the only reason why so many people call you out. There's a reason so many people don't believe or like you & that's totally on you.
 
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I volunteer for a local charity. Out in all weathers doing allsorts to raise funds for the work they do. I lead the fundraising events at work, I did telephone befriending during covid, I am a loving daughter, sister, aunty, mother and partner. It dawned on me today that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has come into my life with any kind of harrowing story, I have believed them without question & listened & validated what they have said & done all I could to listen & help them. That's every person APART from Mel. She is the only person I have ever encountered who has told their story & who I have questioned and called out. That's because I find her to have a financial agenda that underpins everything she says and does, I find her so arrogant, so cocky, so nasty, so vengeful, so evil, so intent on harming others, so full of contradiction, so manipulative and so repulsive & vile as a person. It amuses me how Mel thinks everyone who calls her out is projecting, is heartless, is such a horrible person. Well Mel I can assure you, YOU, in my opinion, deserve all you get because YOU and YOU alone are the only reason why so many people call you out. There's a reason so many people don't believe or like you & that's totally on you.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
 
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I volunteer for a local charity. Out in all weathers doing allsorts to raise funds for the work they do. I lead the fundraising events at work, I did telephone befriending during covid, I am a loving daughter, sister, aunty, mother and partner. It dawned on me today that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has come into my life with any kind of harrowing story, I have believed them without question & listened & validated what they have said & done all I could to listen & help them. That's every person APART from Mel. She is the only person I have ever encountered who has told their story & who I have questioned and called out. That's because I find her to have a financial agenda that underpins everything she says and does, I find her so arrogant, so cocky, so nasty, so vengeful, so evil, so intent on harming others, so full of contradiction, so manipulative and so repulsive & vile as a person. It amuses me how Mel thinks everyone who calls her out is projecting, is heartless, is such a horrible person. Well Mel I can assure you, YOU, in my opinion, deserve all you get because YOU and YOU alone are the only reason why so many people call you out. There's a reason so many people don't believe or like you & that's totally on you.
Yes with bells on!
 

CustardCream

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I volunteer for a local charity. Out in all weathers doing allsorts to raise funds for the work they do. I lead the fundraising events at work, I did telephone befriending during covid, I am a loving daughter, sister, aunty, mother and partner. It dawned on me today that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has come into my life with any kind of harrowing story, I have believed them without question & listened & validated what they have said & done all I could to listen & help them. That's every person APART from Mel. She is the only person I have ever encountered who has told their story & who I have questioned and called out. That's because I find her to have a financial agenda that underpins everything she says and does, I find her so arrogant, so cocky, so nasty, so vengeful, so evil, so intent on harming others, so full of contradiction, so manipulative and so repulsive & vile as a person. It amuses me how Mel thinks everyone who calls her out is projecting, is heartless, is such a horrible person. Well Mel I can assure you, YOU, in my opinion, deserve all you get because YOU and YOU alone are the only reason why so many people call you out. There's a reason so many people don't believe or like you & that's totally on you.
If she knew what job I do she'd have a dicky fit!!😭!!! Just bk from my works Xmas do and I totally agree with your post. I find her so annoying & a selfish crude horrible person. Her selfcentredness, obnoxiousnesss, arrogance is insane. Her lack of self awareness is mind blowing. Im. Sure all the people that are left in her life have to tolerate her due to been shag bandits relations, where as we don't have to put up with her we can say what we see with her. It took me a few Tik Toks to see behind her pretend mask.Her bare faced cheek in making money from pretending to care about vulnerable people is disgusting . Its almost like obtaining money by deception.then theres her obsession with constantly goading her mother by reliving the past everyday, its awful to see, mels sadistic. Shes. So self righteous and has no morals.i also think nobody but mel wants to be with a shag bandit fulltime so that's why he puts up with her as she's shag roadkill if it paid her attention first! She's definitely not picky about stuff going by the state of her house and her cheapo grubby clothes.The state of her letting hersself completely go only a year after getting married is insane!!!!!she clearly she wont stop till been online is her fulltime job. If her past years anything to go by 2025 should be another epic disaster filled with more rubbish than her local tipshop
 
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I volunteer for a local charity. Out in all weathers doing allsorts to raise funds for the work they do. I lead the fundraising events at work, I did telephone befriending during covid, I am a loving daughter, sister, aunty, mother and partner. It dawned on me today that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has come into my life with any kind of harrowing story, I have believed them without question & listened & validated what they have said & done all I could to listen & help them. That's every person APART from Mel. She is the only person I have ever encountered who has told their story & who I have questioned and called out. That's because I find her to have a financial agenda that underpins everything she says and does, I find her so arrogant, so cocky, so nasty, so vengeful, so evil, so intent on harming others, so full of contradiction, so manipulative and so repulsive & vile as a person. It amuses me how Mel thinks everyone who calls her out is projecting, is heartless, is such a horrible person. Well Mel I can assure you, YOU, in my opinion, deserve all you get because YOU and YOU alone are the only reason why so many people call you out. There's a reason so many people don't believe or like you & that's totally on you.
This is honestly the best post I've read on here.
You've summed her up perfectly. Succinctly. 👌🏼
 
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If she knew what job I do she'd have a dicky fit!!😭!!! Just bk from my works Xmas do and I totally agree with your post. I find her so annoying & a selfish crude horrible person. Her selfcentredness, obnoxiousnesss, arrogance is insane. Her lack of self awareness is mind blowing. Im. Sure all the people that are left in her life have to tolerate her due to been shag bandits relations, where as we don't have to put up with her we can say what we see with her. It took me a few Tik Toks to see behind her pretend mask.Her bare faced cheek in making money from pretending to care about vulnerable people is disgusting . Its almost like obtaining money by deception.then theres her obsession with constantly goading her mother by reliving the past everyday, its awful to see, mels sadistic. Shes. So self righteous and has no morals.i also think nobody but mel wants to be with a shag bandit fulltime so that's why he puts up with her as she's shag roadkill if it paid her attention first! She's definitely not picky about stuff going by the state of her house and her cheapo grubby clothes.The state of her letting hersself completely go only a year after getting married is insane!!!!!she clearly she wont stop till been online is her fulltime job. If her past years anything to go by 2025 should be another epic disaster filled with more rubbish than her local tipshop
I've often thought that Melvyn is like a limpet. A cling on.
She's alluded to what a bad stepmother she was in the beginning and how she got things so wrong. It feels to me that the stepmother persona that we see now is an act that she has to put on.
It raises my eyebrows that they have the Dopes children so little. They stay over just one night a week and had another week slumping round Whitby looking completely bored to tears. It really doesn't seem much at all per year and I wonder why that is.
Is it their Mothers that restrict the time their children spend with Melvyn? Or is it Melvyn that wants the Dopes attention focused all on her?
I wonder if his family tolerate Melvyn because they have to. Her regular odes to his family are quite nauseating really. Why does she feel the need to do that?
If the Dope left Melvyn for the latest bit of skirt that's caught his eye 👀 she'd be up s creek without a paddle.
 
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I've finally caught up on Melvyn's inanely boring TikToks.
Flu.
She says she's got flu 🤥
I 100% guarantee she's not got flu. She's got a seasonal bug.
I've had flu once in my life - proper influenza, not a winter bug - and I was quite literally incapacitated for over a week.
We've all had the seasonal bugs that do the rounds at this time of year numerous times and they do make you feel lousy but they are nothing like the actual flu and they're nothing that regular paracetamol and fluids can't control.
I was so ill when I had flu my Mum took my son for several days because I quite literally couldn't do anything. I was shivering, sweating, clammy, beyond exhausted and even trying to get to the bathroom was a mountainous task. I was in my late 20s, extremely fit and healthy but it absolutely floored me.
But Melvyn, being the hypochondriac that she is, has diagnosed herself with flu 👍🏼
She's a medical marvel because not only has she got flu, her body is so healthy that she's displaying no symptoms of it whatsoever AND she's managing to create, edit and upload TikToks at the same time. 🏆
 
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I've finally caught up on Melvyn's inanely boring TikToks.
Flu.
She says she's got flu 🤥
I 100% guarantee she's not got flu. She's got a seasonal bug.
I've had flu once in my life - proper influenza, not a winter bug - and I was quite literally incapacitated for over a week.
We've all had the seasonal bugs that do the rounds at this time of year numerous times and they do make you feel lousy but they are nothing like the actual flu and they're nothing that regular paracetamol and fluids can't control.
I was so ill when I had flu my Mum took my son for several days because I quite literally couldn't do anything. I was shivering, sweating, clammy, beyond exhausted and even trying to get to the bathroom was a mountainous task. I was in my late 20s, extremely fit and healthy but it absolutely floored me.
But Melvyn, being the hypochondriac that she is, has diagnosed herself with flu 👍🏼
She's a medical marvel because not only has she got flu, her body is so healthy that she's displaying no symptoms of it whatsoever AND she's managing to create, edit and upload TikToks at the same time. 🏆
Flu doesn't last a couple of days either! Hypochondriac Mel is so used to embellishing everything she says that she's totally embellished a winter bug into being flu! She deffo wouldn't be anywhere near tiktok if she had flu as you say. She's just posted they're having pancakes, she usually does them when she's babysitting shag bandits kids overnight. Would stupid Mel be stupid enough to have three kids come & stay in a house with full of winter bugs? Nothing surprises me with her!
 

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If she knew what job I do she'd have a dicky fit!!😭!!! Just bk from my works Xmas do and I totally agree with your post. I find her so annoying & a selfish crude horrible person. Her selfcentredness, obnoxiousnesss, arrogance is insane. Her lack of self awareness is mind blowing. Im. Sure all the people that are left in her life have to tolerate her due to been shag bandits relations, where as we don't have to put up with her we can say what we see with her. It took me a few Tik Toks to see behind her pretend mask.Her bare faced cheek in making money from pretending to care about vulnerable people is disgusting . Its almost like obtaining money by deception.then theres her obsession with constantly goading her mother by reliving the past everyday, its awful to see, mels sadistic. Shes. So self righteous and has no morals.i also think nobody but mel wants to be with a shag bandit fulltime so that's why he puts up with her as she's shag roadkill if it paid her attention first! She's definitely not picky about stuff going by the state of her house and her cheapo grubby clothes.The state of her letting hersself completely go only a year after getting married is insane!!!!!she clearly she wont stop till been online is her fulltime job. If her past years anything to go by 2025 should be another epic disaster filled with more rubbish than her local tipshop
I'm so sorry for my spelling & bad grammar on my last post 🤣 I'd had a few glasses of bubbly last night 🍾 As a few of you have said, nobody recovers from flu as quick as Big Mel has! No wonder shag bandit encouraged her to stay in bed, he's got to grab a break from her moaning misery when he can!
 
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I'm so sorry for my spelling & bad grammar on my last post 🤣 I'd had a few glasses of bubbly last night 🍾 As a few of you have said, nobody recovers from flu as quick as Big Mel has! No wonder shag bandit encouraged her to stay in bed, he's got to grab a break from her moaning misery when he can!
She said he'd left her in bed with everything she needed and selflessly went to do the food shopping so she could rest her weary flu ridden body.
I wonder what he gets up to while her beady eye isn't upon him.. 👀
He must've fing cartwheeled into Tesco 🤸🏼‍♂️
 
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She said he'd left her in bed with everything she needed and selflessly went to do the food shopping so she could rest her weary flu ridden body.
I wonder what he gets up to while her beady eye isn't upon him.. 👀
He must've fing cartwheeled into Tesco 🤸🏼‍♂️
Wouldn't suprise me if she's put a tracker on shag bandits phone for the odd occasion he manages to escape from her 😳
 
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If she knew what job I do she'd have a dicky fit!!😭!!! Just bk from my works Xmas do and I totally agree with your post. I find her so annoying & a selfish crude horrible person. Her selfcentredness, obnoxiousnesss, arrogance is insane. Her lack of self awareness is mind blowing. Im. Sure all the people that are left in her life have to tolerate her due to been shag bandits relations, where as we don't have to put up with her we can say what we see with her. It took me a few Tik Toks to see behind her pretend mask.Her bare faced cheek in making money from pretending to care about vulnerable people is disgusting . Its almost like obtaining money by deception.then theres her obsession with constantly goading her mother by reliving the past everyday, its awful to see, mels sadistic. Shes. So self righteous and has no morals.i also think nobody but mel wants to be with a shag bandit fulltime so that's why he puts up with her as she's shag roadkill if it paid her attention first! She's definitely not picky about stuff going by the state of her house and her cheapo grubby clothes.The state of her letting hersself completely go only a year after getting married is insane!!!!!she clearly she wont stop till been online is her fulltime job. If her past years anything to go by 2025 should be another epic disaster filled with more rubbish than her local tipshop
Please tell me you're her boss!! 🤣
 

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Her Christmas tree is as dead as her content!!! Clearly the lazy mare isn't watering her Christmas tree as that would require effort! (Although, it being Mel she will probably blame her mother for the Christmas tree dying because everything is her fault 😂) Also, what kind of stupid person has a house full of germs & invites three kids into it to catch & spread whatever germs they have? The pair of them really are as stupid as they look 🤪
 
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