Well, as we are all here to hold the same person accountable I'm changing mine as well 
mjbyrnex - Mel
Loving all the new avatar's 
Hindsight is a wonderful thing. So there's Mel sat doing a POV about her mother & her mother's finances from 25+ years ago. It's so easy for others to judge & criticise, something Mel loves to do. Her mother clearly isn't an angel but she had 3 kids, wasn't working, was disabled & was deaf. Like I said hindsight is a wonderful thing. All Mel does is judge her mother for the decisions she made a lifetime ago. Mel has no biological kids & clearly lives month to month, she only bought her house due to her husband's inheritance. Everyone struggles, its called life. Mel can barely cope with keeping her house clean never mind bringing up 3 children full-time with everything that was wrong with her mother. Mel keeps judging & criticising her mother's old decisions which to me shows how pathetic Mel is. Why can't Mel just get on with her own life?
Hindsight is a wonderful thing. So there's Mel sat doing a POV about her mother & her mother's finances from 25+ years ago. It's so easy for others to judge & criticise, something Mel loves to do. Her mother clearly isn't an angel but she had 3 kids, wasn't working, was disabled & was deaf. Like I said hindsight is a wonderful thing. All Mel does is judge her mother for the decisions she made a lifetime ago. Mel has no biological kids & clearly lives month to month, she only bought her house due to her husband's inheritance. Everyone struggles, its called life. Mel can barely cope with keeping her house clean never mind bringing up 3 children full-time with everything that was wrong with her mother. Mel keeps judging & criticising her mother's old decisions which to me shows how pathetic Mel is. Why can't Mel just get on with her own life?
All her talk about her mum reminds me of that saying...
"A face only a mother could love"
Well not even her mother loves Mel or her face, so what does that say about her
"A face only a mother could love"
Well not even her mother loves Mel or her face, so what does that say about her
I wonder why sheās wfh now and no longer going to the office
That became a thing after she was reported to the Police for allegedly sexually abusing her stepdaughters.
Despite the Police not showing much interest, according to Melvyn's version of events, the allegation somehow made her feel unable to attend work, so she's working at home for the foreseeable.
I can't quite see the correlation between the two things personally.
She's never liked going into the office. Doesn't like the drive and her colleagues don't like her.
I bet she's playing the mental health card.
Her colleagues probably think she's that weirdo who talks about her itchy v&gina on Tik Tok & who sits in her car every lunchtime making more Tik Toks instead of making new friends & being sociable.That became a thing after she was reported to the Police for allegedly sexually abusing her stepdaughters.
Despite the Police not showing much interest, according to Melvyn's version of events, the allegation somehow made her feel unable to attend work, so she's working at home for the foreseeable.
I can't quite see the correlation between the two things personally.
She's never liked going into the office. Doesn't like the drive and her colleagues don't like her.
I dare say they're glad they don't have to suffer her every day.
There's nothing worse than having to share a work area with someone who has poor personal hygiene.
If she smells like she looks most of the time she must honk
Why has she got her tits totally hanging out when she's trying to talk about serious stuff?
Because nothing fits her
This!
"A trail of s's following me" 
I actually thought Melvyn looked quite nice in that black legging/top/hoodie combo
And then she stuck that absolutely god awful XXXXXXL denim jacket over the top. It's one of her most unflattering items of clothing. It makes her look completely grungy and manly.
I'm bemused that she said she'd run out of all her cleaning things but her replacements consisted of only Cif and washing up liquid.
There's no wonder she's buying plug ins.
I actually thought Melvyn looked quite nice in that black legging/top/hoodie combo
And then she stuck that absolutely god awful XXXXXXL denim jacket over the top. It's one of her most unflattering items of clothing. It makes her look completely grungy and manly.
I'm bemused that she said she'd run out of all her cleaning things but her replacements consisted of only Cif and washing up liquid.
There's no wonder she's buying plug ins.
Yesterday she said she met her head of year once a week for 2 years to talk about how she was feeling as a teenager. She's also said she's had loads of counselling sessions, last one where she met her counsellor every week for nearly 2 years. Mel's been on TikTok for a year sharing her stories. She's had a partner for 9 years who listens to her, his family for 9 years who listen to her, a best friend for over 10 years who listens to her. Why does she always say nobody ever listened to her? Everyone including strangers has listened to her. She's such a big fat ugly liar.
I do think she embellishes a lot.
There's no doubt a nugget of truth in what she claims but I think she's evolved the story in her head over the years.
Who's going to disagree with her? Dopey Andrews isn't, the best friend is probably glad she lives miles away and Dopey Andrews family probably just run with it so as not to cause him any grief at home.
There's no doubt a nugget of truth in what she claims but I think she's evolved the story in her head over the years.
Who's going to disagree with her? Dopey Andrews isn't, the best friend is probably glad she lives miles away and Dopey Andrews family probably just run with it so as not to cause him any grief at home.
She said this week her POVs are just vague memories and not word for word as it was so long ago. She embellishes like you say and the sycophants that's watch don't realise she's embellishing for sympathy and they all give her sympathy so it's win win for her. It's hilarious how she's always softly spoken and the victim where as her mum is loud and angry. As we've seen there is nothing soft or quiet about Mel.
100% she makes herself look absolutely blameless.
I can't think of many teenagers who weren't cheeky to their parents or backchatted.
I appreciate she can't recall conversations word for word. I can't recall word for word a conversation that I had just this afternoon. But there's a difference between paraphrasing and completely rewriting old news to make yourself look utterly blameless.
Some might say that was intentionally designed to deceive.
If things were that bad at home and she finally āfreeā now .. why keep
Talking about them ? Best thing she could have ever done was live her quiet little life in peace, best revenge her mum wondering what her life was like , bad or good !
But no she loves attention and itās discrediting to me . Iām in the same situation but I love that my mum knows fuxk
All about my life .
Talking about them ? Best thing she could have ever done was live her quiet little life in peace, best revenge her mum wondering what her life was like , bad or good !
But no she loves attention and itās discrediting to me . Iām in the same situation but I love that my mum knows fuxk
All about my life .
She's been on a live for 3 hours 
So that's 6 hours on lives since Monday! About 10vTikToks, a few POVs, and she says she's not on TikTok often, she's kidding nobody, the lass is addicted.
So that's 6 hours on lives since Monday! About 10vTikToks, a few POVs, and she says she's not on TikTok often, she's kidding nobody, the lass is addicted.
Who's Mel trying to catfish with her new profile picture? 
Here the reality of Mel out on her pretend healthy walk to buy vapes, & sugary drinks verses a picture she's using on social media which looks absolutely nothing like her The catfishing picture hasn't got the gills under her nose which she definitely has, nor has it got the chins or fat face. Adding catfish to the list of Melissa Byrnes lies.
Here the reality of Mel out on her pretend healthy walk to buy vapes, & sugary drinks verses a picture she's using on social media which looks absolutely nothing like her The catfishing picture hasn't got the gills under her nose which she definitely has, nor has it got the chins or fat face. Adding catfish to the list of Melissa Byrnes lies.
