Does this woman have the biggest ego online?? Who the fcuk does she think she is?? It's staggering how arrogant she is. Did she break her cars suspension or something similar by trying to shove her big fat ego into the boot??
mjbyrnex - Mel
Must admit "Mel's show reel" of her year long performances is so cringe. Can she go a day without needing praise & compliments? She's like an addict only shes addicted to attention. It's so sad how her need for attention has dragged her step kids into the spotlight. She plasters them all over socials like they are puppies desperate for attention. Nasty woman, nasty intentions, nasty inside & out.
Never ever ever ever have I seen anyone soooooooo obsessed with their mum who they want nothing to do with anymore, talk about living rent free in Mel's head!
Who gives a do if she’s mum or Louise 
Exactly!!! She's her estranged family member.Who gives a do if she’s mum or Louise
Another "wholesome" Sunday spent talking about someone who she doesn't even like, she's such a silly b1tch.
Yeah but remember them magic words “life is great “
Looks like shag bandit junior the pervy prick has gone round to shag bandit seniors for tea. Look out kids! 
Fcuk me, control freak Mel can't even let her guests pour their own gravy onto their food!!! Imagine going to someone's house for tea & they pour the gravy on your food like your 2 years old!! Wonder if she spoon feeds her guests aswell to make sure she controls how much they eat 
Did she ever mention what was wrong with her new car that broke down? Bet she forgot to put oil in it as her mind is too busy on TikTok and her mam. You'd think shag bandit would look after there cars and make them safe for transporting his kids around.
I'm excusing Melvyn not wearing an apron as she's cooking because she's seems to live in that jumper and it's probably grown it's own legs to walk off the filthy mare in protest, but licking your fingers as you're serving the food is gross 
And that's just what she's edited to show us. I bet there was plenty of hand wiping on her clothes or through her greasy hair that hit the cutting room floor.
Come Dine With Me - no thanks, but if it had to rate the visual appeal I'd give it a 5. Looked more like boiled carrots in Bisto than a hearty meaty pie and I'd have liked to have seen some additional vegetables on the side but not a bad effort Melvyn.
And that's just what she's edited to show us. I bet there was plenty of hand wiping on her clothes or through her greasy hair that hit the cutting room floor.
Come Dine With Me - no thanks, but if it had to rate the visual appeal I'd give it a 5. Looked more like boiled carrots in Bisto than a hearty meaty pie and I'd have liked to have seen some additional vegetables on the side but not a bad effort Melvyn.
Her TikTok page should be renamed GroundHog Mel.
It looked well stingy portions!!I'm excusing Melvyn not wearing an apron as she's cooking because she's seems to live in that jumper and it's probably grown it's own legs to walk off the filthy mare in protest, but licking your fingers as you're serving the food is gross
And that's just what she's edited to show us. I bet there was plenty of hand wiping on her clothes or through her greasy hair that hit the cutting room floor.
Come Dine With Me - no thanks, but if it had to rate the visual appeal I'd give it a 5. Looked more like boiled carrots in Bisto than a hearty meaty pie and I'd have liked to have seen some additional vegetables on the side but not a bad effort Melvyn.
No heard her mention if it's fixed. How they gonna ferry his massive brood around without a car?
Has she got special needs? She’s not acting like a rational adult, lives in a hovel that looks like they moved into an abandoned house that an elderly couple lived in and started squatting there. It’s a s tip messy and filthy. Seems to be very controlling, making up stories and being nasty about her mother. Write your mum a letter and say what you want to say then leave it alone. It’s a bit trashy talking about it on TT every fing day.
Mel looks like she’s not well, eats bad diet, pints of beers, she’s grossly overweight. Stroke, diabetes and cardiac problems ahead for her unless she takes control of her diet and starts a fitness journey. She acts like she has bi polar like someone in my family. She’s always lying and claims she’s the victim in every scenario. It drains the life out other family members, maybe that’s why she’s gone. No one can cope with her.
I dunno but the gap between her eyes seems to get wider some days, like her TikTok from this morning, her eyes are so wide apart. I thought it was downs syndrome at 1st. She's deffo not acting normal. I know what you mean about bipolar, she's up & down like a yo-yo. Bet she's exhausting to live withHas she got special needs? She’s not acting like a rational adult, lives in a hovel that looks like they moved into an abandoned house that an elderly couple lived in and started squatting there. It’s a s tip messy and filthy. Seems to be very controlling, making up stories and being nasty about her mother. Write your mum a letter and say what you want to say then leave it alone. It’s a bit trashy talking about it on TT every fing day.
Mel looks like she’s not well, eats bad diet, pints of beers, she’s grossly overweight. Stroke, diabetes and cardiac problems ahead for her unless she takes control of her diet and starts a fitness journey. She acts like she has bi polar like someone in my family. She’s always lying and claims she’s the victim in every scenario. It drains the life out other family members, maybe that’s why she’s gone. No one can cope with her.
Quite possibly personality disorder of the narcissistic type judging by posts.I dunno but the gap between her eyes seems to get wider some days, like her TikTok from this morning, her eyes are so wide apart. I thought it was downs syndrome at 1st. She's deffo not acting normal. I know what you mean about bipolar, she's up & down like a yo-yo. Bet she's exhausting to live with
With bells on!! Her normal is most peoples abnormal!!
Wonder when she last had a proper MH diagnosis & assessment? She said she'd seen a counsellor that her ex work paid for but they aren't qualified like psychologists or psychiatrists. Surely when she watches her TikToks back she must see how unhinged she comes across? No "just a bit of talking" is gonna fix you luv! If she had loads of people round for a meal today I wonder if any of em dare or care enough to tell her she needs some proper help?
Exactly this.
I have family members that I try not to have much to do with. Luckily, family matters aside, we have our own social circles and they don't really interlink anywhere so all is good. I deal with them when I absolutely have to and that's the end of it. I don't talk about them endlessly on a daily basis, dredging up old scenarios again and again and again and again like a stuck record.
Melvyn doesn't HAVE to deal with her family ever again, so why isn't she moving on?
She's deliriously happy, so she says, but you wouldn't think so judging by how much she lives in the past. She's like Nicholas Lyndhurst in Goodnight Sweetheart.. she keeps disappearing down a fantasy alley and reappearing in a past life.
It's just not normal behaviour.
Dopey Andrew looks clueless about most things, except plants, more so if he can smoke them, so it's no good expecting him to man up and have a word.
The obsessive NEED she has to film herself - and let's face it, she's not a patch on the good content creators out there - is quite sad really.
She cannot live a normal life without her phone in her hand. She's always thinking of her next upload.
If she put as much thought into her diet as she does into TikTok she'd fit back in those size 16 jeans