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Melvyn's hosting Christmas for her wonderful wonderful family! ⛄ 🌲🎅🏼
She can't wait to trim the house up and serve delicious food!
😳😳😳😳😳
I wonder what she'll serve?
Grease Cocktail for starters? 🍤
Followed by a 20lb stuffed turkey squeezed into a 16" roasting tin? With all the trimmings too I expect. Roast parsnips, brussel sprouts and Carlsberg sauce. 🍺
I bet there'll be a good old alcohol soaked Christmas pudding. And I'm sure she'll make it a cracker of a day! 😁
A glimpse of her Halloween soirée makes me convinced it'll be such fun!
 
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NotBuyingIt

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Anyone else who's seen all Mel's content, do you ever see the title to a "new" Tik Tok & instantly know exactly what's going to be said, because she's said it all before? 🥱
Yes! She’s become predictable at this point, it’s so boring ‘things my mum said to me’ bla bla bla. We don’t care Mel, lots of us had horrible mothers we don’t keep going on about it all the time! And certainly don’t try to become a ‘creator’ on TikTok over it all……
 
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Melvyn's hosting Christmas for her wonderful wonderful family! ⛄ 🌲🎅🏼
She can't wait to trim the house up and serve delicious food!
😳😳😳😳
I wonder what she'll serve?
Grease Cocktail for starters? 🍤
Followed by a 20lb stuffed turkey squeezed into a 16" roasting tin? With all the trimmings too I expect. Roast parsnips, brussel sprouts and Carlsberg sauce. 🍺
I bet there'll be a good old alcohol soaked Christmas pudding. And I'm sure she'll make it a cracker of a day! 😁
A glimpse of her Halloween soirée makes me convinced it'll be such fun!
20lb turkey stuffed into a 16inch roasting tin 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mel will be in her element as Christmas gives her licence to buy loads of tat! All she needs to buy are some condoms for shag bandit and shag bandit junior so neither of the Byrnes can reproduce! Can you imagine! 😱
 
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20lb turkey stuffed into a 16inch roasting tin 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mel will be in her element as Christmas gives her licence to buy loads of tat! All she needs to buy are some condoms for shag bandit and shag bandit junior so neither of the Byrnes can reproduce! Can you imagine! 😱
Oh it's going to be Grottotastic! Or is it Grottytastic? 🤔😁
I wonder if they'll finally get round to decorating that wall in the living room before Melvyn's seasonal extravaganza? Will they do the other three walls too? Or is that asking a tad much? There can't be enough hours in the day to prepare for Christmas AND decorate a mere four walls surely?! How on earth will she fit her TikTok in?? 😱
💡Just one wall it is then💡
 

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Mel's obsession with her mother dying is sinister. The amount of smoking, drinking and anxiety Mel has about her life in general & her obsession with her estranged family is more likely to put Mel in an early grave rather than her mother! All the stress Mel's brought to herself & her new family this year due to Mel's reluctance to move on day to day from her past is enough to put anyone in an early grave! The amount of anxiety & stress we've all seen from Mel combined with her addiction to overeating & eating poorly, plus (gaining 6 stone deliberately!), smoking & drinking makes Mel the top candidate for an early death 100%.
 
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Melvyn's mother is living rent free in her head and emptying the mini bar every single day. She cannot get over the fact that her mother cut her off and therefore had the last word. It's consuming her and isn't healthy at all.
What happened to Melvyn living her bestest bestest life with her beyond amazingly fabulous and wonderful new family??
This is what happens when you put money and attention seeking behaviour over your own best interests Melvyn.
 

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Mel's obsession with her mother dying is sinister. The amount of smoking, drinking and anxiety Mel has about her life in general & her obsession with her estranged family is more likely to put Mel in an early grave rather than her mother! All the stress Mel's brought to herself & her new family this year due to Mel's reluctance to move on day to day from her past is enough to put anyone in an early grave! The amount of anxiety & stress we've all seen from Mel combined with her addiction to overeating & eating poorly, plus (gaining 6 stone deliberately!), smoking & drinking makes Mel the top candidate for an early death 100%.
She keeps saying she’s the healthiest she’s ever been, after gaining 6 stone lol. Mel it’s not healthy to be out of breath after a 5 minute walk. You’re only 30!
 

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That last Tik Tok she made that was moaning about her life on several slides goes completely against everything she regularly says on Tik Tok 😱 (commonly known as lies 😭)
There are previous Tik Toks saying the complete opposite of each slide that Mel posted last night. Does she think we are as stupid as she is? She's such a liar! Examples of lies include ("I actually really hate the way I look & I struggle with my weight alot more than I care to admit")
 
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That last Tik Tok she made that was moaning about her life on several slides goes completely against everything she regularly says on Tik Tok 😱 (commonly known as lies 😭)
There are previous Tik Toks saying the complete opposite of each slide that Mel posted last night. Does she think we are as stupid as she is? She's such a liar! Examples of lies include ("I actually really hate the way I look & I struggle with my weight alot more than I care to admit")
Yes it's only a few weeks ago that she stripped off and showed the world everything she loves about herself.
For instance, she said that she loves her 'soft jaw' and her back fat.