Melissa Byrne, in training for type 2 diabetesIs she wanting to develop diabetes?
Melissa Byrne, in training for type 2 diabetesIs she wanting to develop diabetes?
She absolutely isMelissa Byrne, in training for type 2 diabetes
Yes! She’s become predictable at this point, it’s so boring ‘things my mum said to me’ bla bla bla. We don’t care Mel, lots of us had horrible mothers we don’t keep going on about it all the time! And certainly don’t try to become a ‘creator’ on TikTok over it all……Anyone else who's seen all Mel's content, do you ever see the title to a "new" Tik Tok & instantly know exactly what's going to be said, because she's said it all before?
20lb turkey stuffed into a 16inch roasting tin Mel will be in her element as Christmas gives her licence to buy loads of tat! All she needs to buy are some condoms for shag bandit and shag bandit junior so neither of the Byrnes can reproduce! Can you imagine!Melvyn's hosting Christmas for her wonderful wonderful family!
She can't wait to trim the house up and serve delicious food!
I wonder what she'll serve?
Grease Cocktail for starters?
Followed by a 20lb stuffed turkey squeezed into a 16" roasting tin? With all the trimmings too I expect. Roast parsnips, brussel sprouts and Carlsberg sauce.
I bet there'll be a good old alcohol soaked Christmas pudding. And I'm sure she'll make it a cracker of a day!
A glimpse of her Halloween soirée makes me convinced it'll be such fun!
Oh it's going to be Grottotastic! Or is it Grottytastic?20lb turkey stuffed into a 16inch roasting tin Mel will be in her element as Christmas gives her licence to buy loads of tat! All she needs to buy are some condoms for shag bandit and shag bandit junior so neither of the Byrnes can reproduce! Can you imagine!
Her old hair straighteners are as fcked as she is!!Andrew, can you please buy Melvyn some new hair straighteners for Christmas? Watching her attempt to do her hair is painful.
She keeps saying she’s the healthiest she’s ever been, after gaining 6 stone lol. Mel it’s not healthy to be out of breath after a 5 minute walk. You’re only 30!Mel's obsession with her mother dying is sinister. The amount of smoking, drinking and anxiety Mel has about her life in general & her obsession with her estranged family is more likely to put Mel in an early grave rather than her mother! All the stress Mel's brought to herself & her new family this year due to Mel's reluctance to move on day to day from her past is enough to put anyone in an early grave! The amount of anxiety & stress we've all seen from Mel combined with her addiction to overeating & eating poorly, plus (gaining 6 stone deliberately!), smoking & drinking makes Mel the top candidate for an early death 100%.
That'll be her swollen liver.She looks well pregnant in the cornflake tart Tik Tok
It doesn't matter.Cocky Mel has zero common sense, she made a sweet cornflake tart & used a ready made savory pastry! The kind of pastry used for savory pies & quiches. Common sense says a sweet tart requires a sweet pastry, ie pastry with sugar in it
Yes it's only a few weeks ago that she stripped off and showed the world everything she loves about herself.That last Tik Tok she made that was moaning about her life on several slides goes completely against everything she regularly says on Tik Tok (commonly known as lies )
There are previous Tik Toks saying the complete opposite of each slide that Mel posted last night. Does she think we are as stupid as she is? She's such a liar! Examples of lies include ("I actually really hate the way I look & I struggle with my weight alot more than I care to admit")