That American copper said that last bit. Don't think him and his gf are on as muchThis is literally bang on!!
I really dread to think about when she really is a teen!Lorrrrd! Refusing to go at all, festering all day. Going down the pavilion with a litre of Lambrini and 10 ciggys. What then? Can't start saying no now, especially to an actual teenager who will back chat and do it anyway. Dear me. Aimee don't bother with Gigi you're gunna need Jesus
I adore Rory !I would have cried if they got together ! His work partner probably warned himWhat’s going down? Her views
She’s off men but in the last 5 weeks we’ve had Rory, Korey, Date guy and now Sam.
But she’s off men cause what can they bring to the table…
I will do lovely. He's on nights but I'll msg himCould you ask your fella if she could be done for the hedge in theory?
I'm thrilled He's on nights and I'm not for once because I can't be moaned at for watching love island scoffing hobnobs in bed. I'm embracing my inner Shamey alright don't judge 
Views are down, she wrote these herself because her 'management' probably pointed out that her content is so dull and cringe even the brands and events everyone else is being offered are turning her down. Couldnt go to the beautycrop event as she's too busy shopping for cat food-Jesus someone/some people are going IN tonight
drama/sympathy gets the views and sales up.
Errrmmm while you're here I wanted a wordSee what gets me with oinking Olga is a soon as she gets any negative comments about her parenting it & its sycophants start screaming “ you only see a few minutes of my/ it’s day!” When in actual fact the “few minutes” is showing us what a se parent oinking Olga is, surely not all of us can be wrong???
It’s treats the child as its friend, no boundaries no discipline, it thinks throwing money at the child makes it the best mother on earth but it really doesn’t. When that child gets bullied, it will be 100 % her s mothers fault.
I can’t even be bothered talking about the absolute trash it feeds it’s child, hopefully when the child is old enough she will see the light & run for the hills & make herself a decent life instead of being it’s mothers carer because that’s what’s going to happen, the 40 yr old disgusting oinker can’t look after itself & when the dusty old bike & gimpy peggory ain’t about it will fall on that childs shoulders.
Oh & for the love of the sweet baby Jebus & the wee donkey STOP EATING like an absolute hog, it’s almost as disgusting as your filthy house & your clapped mother & diseased ridden growler, vile beast that you are.
Anyways good to see the missing regulars back. Much luvs from me & Gavin.
Can you ask Gavin what in the world he is playing at here? He's supposed to be your emotional support and he's acting like a prick. Hope he's been bleached 
did she have a thing with him? 
Oh dear...I'm due on and sat munched a whole pack of Abernethy biscuits...in bed....should I show myself out thr door
I don't know who you mean?That American copper said that last bit. Don't think him and his gf are on as much
Errrmmm while you're here I wanted a word
No @TattleWatcher look at my comment a few posts upOh dear...I'm due on and sat munched a whole pack of Abernethy biscuits...in bed....should I show myself out thr door
Same but different
That was my exact thought when I seen itWhy is that plate wonky? Is it also using a slimming filter
Ermmmmmm excuse me!!! That’s not my Gavin, he has been brought up to not go near rancid vile oinkers, he is a good clean saintly boy, that is a Gavin imposter, Gavin is going to get his case worker, MI5, FBI & the KGB to look into this crime against good clean succulents.Errrmmm while you're here I wanted a word
I've been falling asleep since about 4pm so I'll be off. Don't know about anyone else but I actually look forward to her morning jackanorys. Good to start the day with a laugh 
Night all
Thank goodness!Ermmmmmm excuse me!!! That’s not my Gavin, he has been brought up to not go near rancid vile oinkers, he is a good clean saintly boy, that is a Gavin imposter, Gavin is going to get his case worker, MI5, FBI & the KGB to look into this crime against good clean succulents.
I would see if he can get hold of Jo too. She knows the big bosses at all of those establishments and is engaged to James Bond 
