But… what sofa would it be?And social media superstsrsuperstar!
Imagine thinking you are meeting one of her heavily filtered photos and you get cod eyed catpiss in her drag make up
Budge up H, there will be a new man on your sofa by the end of the week
cat piss one, or the I gotta get a new one so I impress him with my circus filled room one! 
Well I’ve just seen how much how dryer is costing and she mite not be as daft as we think - pjs from Primark are probably cheaper to buy these days than to wash and dry
Can you remember the upholstery and carpets in nightclubs back in the day? The student ones that felt all sticky and stank rank cos everyone was smoking their thing and spilling the vodka & orange - well that’s her sofa but with cat pissBut… what sofa would it be?
Well I’ve just seen how much how dryer is costing and she mite not be as daft as we think - pjs from Primark are probably cheaper to buy these days than to wash and dry
you sound like my husband. He watches the smart meter and exclaims at the cost of each thing The good days with not a phone in sight. We’d all drink anywhere in our era. I can’t believe how much of smoke clothes used to smell after a night out.Can you remember the upholstery and carpets in nightclubs back in the day? The student ones that felt all sticky and stank rank cos everyone was smoking their thing and spilling the vodka & orange - well that’s her sofa but with cat piss
This is all me & Gavin have to say about the fat, greasy, honking, abysmal mother, lying mess today.
McDonald’s and now another burger. I mean, poor kid, she doesn’t have a lot of options does she? Cucumbers? Burgers? Spaghetti? Micro mash? Air fried burnt food? In the bag chicken? Zero selection and she probably thought hell no to the spaghetti … it’s yet ANOTHER PASTA meal!!!!Who the frig has jacket potatoes and burgers? They're 2 totally different meals and all because MISS Harper said no to Bolognaise, little brat is her mini me down to a tee
Well I unplugged that thingy that showed you how much stuff used a week after we got it otherwise I’d have been looking for a divorce lawyer - he was making a frigging spreadsheet!!!! Lunatic !! Anyway I was going on about all his bloody Halloween stuff n he was like - nah babe - it’s next to nothing so I thought - ooh I wonder where that thingy is and found it - well I’m frigging shocked il tell ya ! god knows how much his 15 ft pumpkin man and Elvis skeleton is gunna cost not to mention his new breakdancing witches and self stirring cauldron! He best not be mentioning my knickers in the bloody dryer for a while!
I’d think we were married to the same bloke but mine doesn’t bring home donkeysWell I unplugged that thingy that showed you how much stuff used a week after we got it otherwise I’d have been looking for a divorce lawyer - he was making a frigging spreadsheet!!!! Lunatic !! Anyway I was going on about all his bloody Halloween stuff n he was like - nah babe - it’s next to nothing so I thought - ooh I wonder where that thingy is and found it - well I’m frigging shocked il tell ya ! god knows how much his 15 ft pumpkin man and Elvis skeleton is gunna cost not to mention his new breakdancing witches and self stirring cauldron! He best not be mentioning my knickers in the bloody dryer for a while!
I just ignore mine when he starts going on about the cost. And the decorations might eat away it but wait for the Christmas ones as they all light up more and yours sounds like someone who likes it to look like a grotto?
And pulled out another burger - cos she always orders a bloody back up!Whose to bet shameless whacked a whole load of cheese on her spud after she turned off that camera
My kind of guyJust don’t … I feel like I’m married to Danny Devito in Deck the Halls! He is bloody bonkers! … it’s all for the kids babe ….
Nooooooo! You’re my swampy!!!It’s me, olgacatpissyswampypig. New phone, couldn’t remember s to sign in & had to change my name, me & Gavin quite like it.
