I’m still chuckling 
Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
She’d be the perfect candidate for birth control, std clinics and how not to do personal hygieneShe’ll do an AD for any old se won’t she. And please can someone tell me what’s funny about that date story
Also she must have forgot her teeth whitening filter as her teeth look much less white than usual.
Oh I can’t watch it, the smelly fat slob makes me want to boak. 
Wasn’t it just the other day it was spouting that it was a strong independent hog & didn’t need no man??? 
So it’s child will have another strange man move into her house within days, just so her honking w herpes riddled mother can prove us nasty trowels wrong & it can get a man & this period/menopause thing, I’m actually hoping it is the menopause & the that absolute disgrace of a mother can’t trap a man into breeding with it again, having one poor child that is seriously neglected is enough for the fat greasy munter. 
Wasn’t it just the other day it was spouting that it was a strong independent hog & didn’t need no man??? So it’s child will have another strange man move into her house within days, just so her honking w herpes riddled mother can prove us nasty trowels wrong & it can get a man & this period/menopause thing, I’m actually hoping it is the menopause & the that absolute disgrace of a mother can’t trap a man into breeding with it again, having one poor child that is seriously neglected is enough for the fat greasy munter.
I’m coming round with a charity bucket in a bit - save the Ds how much is it to rent bill board space in Liverpool? We need to plaster a huge pic with a slogan of dip and your doomed !
how much is it to rent bill board space in Liverpool? We need to plaster a huge pic with a slogan of dip and your doomed !i wonder what profile pic she uses? The bio will have company director as job titleI’m coming round with a charity bucket in a bit - save the Ds
Today has been the funniest between her Steph and Becky jones I have howledI’m coming round with a charity bucket in a bit - save the Ds
we don’t want her pic in Liverpool do it local to her in Southport 
I bet she had arriabatta or whatever it is with extra chillies
And social media superstsrsuperstar!i wonder what profile pic she uses? The bio will have company director as job title
Imagine thinking you are meeting one of her heavily filtered photos and you get cod eyed catpiss in her drag make up
Budge up H, there will be a new man on your sofa by the end of the week
So glad I have no boys to worry about - I’d die if one brought someone like her home!
Wonder if they allow filtered selfies?
Jesus she looks a right state, she’s very bloated, almost like she’s been laying in a river for a couple of weeks. How she can claim to be a size 12 is beyond me. Size 12 is really small and she is NOT really small after all the fast food she shovels down her gullet daily
I’m coming round with a charity bucket in a bit - save the Ds
I read the end of that as ‘dip and doom’! Yes I’m tired & obviously not seeing properly thought you’d come up with a new name for her Whenever she is paid for something she’s telling porkies, the big fat greedy nasty porker piggy liar
Where the do do all these go? She must have a cellar! All those pjs? I’m a bugger for loungewear and pjs but every season I have a big clear out and my friends and sister love it cos they are tight arsesAnyone have any idea why she’s started all this ‘Miss Harper’ nonsense? No me neither and I wish she’d fing stop it
Her shopping hauls are just the same s, different day. More pj’s and a mug
she never says she’s doing a wardrobe declutter and of course we would know all about it!
I'm still catching my breath after that hillarious dating story. It's so funny I bet Paul Smith himself is ready at the door of the cat piss care home for a cremated steak, stella, and limp asparagus.
She's got all the charisma of a soggy cardboard box that ive just put in my recycling bin. She's no love story, just a horror
She's got all the charisma of a soggy cardboard box that ive just put in my recycling bin. She's no love story, just a horror
Lobbed in the skip with the mugs, saves washing them. They will shortly be joined by a broken hoover, KO'd Halloween tree and 20 phone cases.Where the do do all these go? She must have a cellar! All those pjs? I’m a bugger for loungewear and pjs but every season I have a big clear out and my friends and sister love it cos they are tight arses
She always eats her food fast anyway, she shovels it in and would have been very happy with a Burger KingI bet she had arriabatta or whatever it is with extra chillies
Her house must be bursting at the seams. I bet she wears each pair a few times without washing and then bins them. You never see washing hung up in her house drying etc.Where the do do all these go? She must have a cellar! All those pjs? I’m a bugger for loungewear and pjs but every season I have a big clear out and my friends and sister love it cos they are tight arses
Same here, I wash and fold everything nicely and take it to charity. I imagine she bags all the old stuff up and takes it to the tip. Her Halloween tree looks like it needs to go there along with all the s she’s draped all over it
do off!!Today has been the funniest between her Steph and Becky jones I have howled
We don't want her bastard pic in Southport either!!