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This guy is just an absolute tool on a daily occurrence

Anyone notice a guy called Jimmy in there?? 😂😂

Well it was a no show for Shrek. Maybe he was in another car crash and went through the windscreen and then fell off a pier. Who knows 🤷

Really? 😂😂 that I have to see!

I’ve discovered how the glass penetrated his skin so deep.

The look of the devil

Possibly needing a third op 🤦‍♂️

Amazing how they removed 70 pieces of glass from Shreks chest and abdomen and not a single fing shard touched his face when it’s probably the most exposed part of your body in a car crash. Also on his live last night, the top of his chest was exposed with him wearing a hospital gown and not a...

And there was another guy on the ward who referred it to it being like wall paper paste. So he must be on the same meds, so it’s probably a specific ward he’s on. Also I’m sure I heard him say it’s iron medication.

do all entertaining about Shreks live tonight. He barely talks, just sits there answering a few pointless questions from his dwindling fan base

He probably realised he doesn’t have many organs left to damage

Did you forget he’s got his mates RNLI on speed dial. They probably collected him from the crash site and flew him back to the UK straight to hospital.

I’m pretty sure he was having 13 rounds of chemo and not 8

Well I think James should be thanking us all as it seems we have cured his cancer. It’s a miracle!

He’s literally running out of things to talk about on a daily occurrence.

It’s two fousand and twenty four. Imagine being that sad you have to pretend you have stage 4 cancer and have half of your lung removed just for views and likes. Yous absolutely pafetic, now give you head a wobble.

You forgot the wiggly thumb 😂

Incase anyone missed this car crash