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  1. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Here's breakfast girls with a hint of fousty minge as a treat, after I have been scratching my BV riddled fanny in my sweaty pit all night and most definitely did NOT wash my hands.
  2. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    We know you are tempted when there is bacon on the go porky pig.
  3. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'm not being funny but if my 9 year olds mate asked for 20 nuggets and fries i would tell them to do off and not be greedy!!! I would be mortified if my child had asked for that. And she bought another 20. 40 fing nuggets
  4. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Not the baby plates for a PRETEEN.
  5. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    That eating video had made me physically sick. Why does she pull this face!!??
  6. lexilou

    Stephanie Vavron @stephanievavron

    Hahahahaha aw I can picture it!
  7. lexilou

    Stephanie Vavron @stephanievavron

    Was waiting on her taking a swig out a half bottle of bucky. The creme de la creme supporting big heavy hoop as usual!
  8. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Haha I was on my way home, all charged and making myself a steak baguette before work again ❤️
  9. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Got a wiff of her fousty fanny
  10. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    She's repulsive in every way.
  11. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    It's so she can play on the perimenopaus, like she has brain fog
  12. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Imagine asking kids to bring their own pillows and blankets! I would be mortified
  13. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Aimless you fat useless mess, sleep in harpers room and let her and her friends have your bed. She really isn't maternal is she
  14. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Well girls I'm off to bed with my beautiful white lines sheets that I have sprayed with queen of silk, if you know, you know. Aimless enjoying sweating yer hairy hole aff in your manky sheets. Pure boggin
  15. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Maybe it's a west of Scotland saying 🤣🤣🤣
  16. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Me to! And I bought life sized freddy kruger statues for out the front this year. I'm buzzing like an old fridge for Halloween
  17. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    That's her new boyfriend. Stop being so bloody judgmental 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  18. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Im a fan of plain white good quality bedding. But rancid hole would have that filthy!
  19. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Wouldn't like to run a blue light over that ved. Spunk bucket central. More DNA than the sperm bank
  20. lexilou

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I have a wine glass that says that 🤣🤣🤣