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It’s just the feeling I get…do you know warra mean? Xx

I can see your profile pic, just in case you weren’t aware xxxx

I always think she’d smell like washing that has been left in the machine for a few days and gets that mouldy/fusty smell…mixed with fried food and febreze. Xx

I think you’ve just given us her next long term health condition. Xx

And I think we have a winner xx

Well, it’s Easter Hols isn’t it…we are about due an illness xx

Ha ha ha! This made me nearly spit out my first sip of the day. Genius! Xx I’d need to plough through the piles of hair burst junk, fluff containers, novelty mugs and tubs of stork to get to the good stuff. X

Ooooh, I like this game… I’m calling a Tesco trip as she’s got ‘nothing in’ despite having her own parking space she’s there so much, haul of what she bought, followed by a ‘finger all the dinner’ post of chicken in a bag, her carrot and swede mash and burnt roasties, all whilst wearing a...

Febreze…or ‘shower’ as Aimee likes to call it. Xx

Good morning everyone! I’ve just been put off my breakfast watching her posts. I still can’t abide the constant fingering of food. She looks like she’s not had a shower since she went out and there she is, pushing greasy chicken around a plate with her ginormous talons. God knows what she’s...

You know those mirrors in fun houses…it looks like she filmed herself in one of those. The filters be FILTERING! Like Shakira crossed with Widow Twankey…Pantomime D-Aimee! X Happy Friday folks…

Hola team! Hope you’ve had a lovely week so far. I’ve been poorly sick…and I did not call the Dr’s for antibiotics. I know, I know, nor did I lay on my bathroom floor, popped on my ring light and filmed myself. I just lay down for a bit and had some soup. Feel alright now. Going to have a good...

That crime number is just the amount of takeaway’s she’s had since January 1st, or anti biotic prescriptions she’s had …times she’s lied on TT…brands she’s been dropped by…

Good morning all. What will this morning bring I wonder? First sip of the day, McDonalds messaged her as the CEO ‘follows her on ‘ere’ They’ve asked her to do a talk to their staff on mental health and child nutrition, followed by them having a chilled one cos Harper’s poorly. She’ll probably...

Evening all…I was hoping to be able to comment something new and hilarious, but you seem to have it all covered. I’ve laughed my head off after a killer of a shift, so thank you x I’ve had to block that Mummy-to-one nutcase. I was close to commenting last night when she was relentless towards...

Hello all. Sorry for the radio silence…life and all that…xx Actually rushed here at Bandit towers. Not just an M&S haul. I’ve not caught up here or on TL yet so (disclaimer, I wanna preface this by saying I haven’t copied iykyk 😣)… singing to the Sugababes ‘if you really want me boy, you’d...

Damn right you will! Xxx The example you have set your children with your strength and trust of letting someone else love you, will teach them the best life lessons ever! Sorry for making you well up, but be proud of yourself xxxx 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

I am off to shmush my Mum and Daughter. As we will be enjoying some family time, I’ll be away from my phone and actually enjoying being with each other. I can’t wait to sit down later with some borken (beef/pork/chicken), MY carrot and swede mash, H’s fave microwave butter with a few veg...

Favourite celebrity chef 🤣🤣🤣 Floored xx This is genius! Xx

I just caught up…and you lady, are a Warrior xxx I am so happy that you’ve found someone wonderful and I send you and your children so much love xxx