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Can you even ride a bike backwards? I feel like I need to have a go now? 🤣🤣

Lurky - get behind me till we know this one is safe - we aren’t having you under no more busses 🫣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what are you on today🤣🤣🤣🤣

The soggy tampon is definitely going in my CC quote book 🤣🤣

No way Birkey - the mood you are in today there will be squashed dani parts all over and you n your chopper will be in a meat wagon before midnight! Down girl down 🤣🤣🫣 we are not savages 🤣🤣

Hi 👋 welcome - what’s the password?

Absolutely 💯

Fight fight fight 🥊🥊🥊 x

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣🫣 is it safe to come out yet ? 🤣🤣

Well she definitely won’t be following your advise 🤣🤣

Thanks for that 🤢🤢🤢we can always rely on Tilly!

You definitely do not get paid enough mate! I’m over the fing sink again! Is that the one that gives you cottage cheese in your gusset? 🤢🤢🤢

Urgh!!🤢

Urgh!!🤢

I’m really crap when it comes to medical stuff- I dunno what BV smells like? Not that I’ve smelled a lot of festering Fanny juice either but I reckon if I smelled it I’d know that’s what it was🤣 we all know my head goes over the sink a lot when you lot are on form - so for me to listen to the...

I’m really crap when it comes to medical stuff- I dunno what BV smells like? Not that I’ve smelled a lot of festering Fanny juice either but I reckon if I smelled it I’d know that’s what it was🤣 we all know my head goes over the sink a lot when you lot are on form - so for me to listen to the...

Ooooh - that was a genuine jump scare!

Well I positively can’t stand the lying skank and I’m positive she’s put on 3 stone n I’m positive she stinks of cat piss & festering Fanny juice !

I don’t have cats and know nothing about them but will the cats not climb all over the pumpkin thingy and scratch it to death? Is she bonkers - it’s august? How’s she gunna go on for her tree this year cos she had to get rid of the last one? Do cats grow out of it or do you need to teach them...

Lexi you are educating me here 🤣 is this the saxenda stuff? I work with someone who used it before her wedding n she swore it just suppressed her appetite and she didn’t do any extra exercise ? Granted she dropped 2 dress sizes but it’s back on now 🤣🤣